For season 1, I’m partial to “Health Care” just for the fake diseases. Spontaneous dental hydroplosion, hot dog fingers, count choculitis...

Wow, that’s some bullshit right there. I just can’t imagine why more and more people are becoming disillusioned with capitalism.

Wow, not since the heady days of Benetton in the 80s have I felt so optimistic about the chances of achieving world peace through consumerism.

When you turned 13? I wasn’t aware it was ever supposed to be taken seriously since I was already an adult when it first appeared.

Watch Dogs... Finished the tutorial mission, got to the garage and got my car, and 5 seconds after pulling out, a cop started chasing me. I turned it off and put it back in the case.

Well, Bojack Horseman comes back September 14th, so maybe that will help fill the time until then.

& Fred Grandy.

All I noticed was way too many fedoras.

I would guess someone drew a picture of a Big Mac and he ate it. Or maybe just wrote the words “Big Mac” and he ate it.

Picked up Unavowed this morning and I think that will carry me through the weekend. First hour or so has been pretty great.

Sounds like Kiss Him, Not Me did it better.

I’ll just keep playing my very first character, my Undead warlock, and I’ll follow Sylvanas to the end. Cuz honestly, the writing so far has given no explanation for why she’s doing any of this. And if Blizzard don’t care, neither do I. Dark Lady watch over you!

Y’know, I had to deal with my brother’s suicide, with divorce, with losing a job, with my dad dying of a heart attack at far too young an age. If I don’t want to watch dogs die on screen, I think maybe I “earned” that right and it doesn’t make me a weak person. If how we watch movies is how we’re supposed to measure…

I felt physically repelled watching Little Nicky. I’ve watched plenty of bad movies, but I couldn’t make it much past 30 minutes of that, um... movie?

They should be using honeydew melons.

Thank you for looking this up, I had no idea what it meant. And I hate you because now I know what it means and I wish I still didn’t.

Cathedral - Soul Sacrifice

Because they’re liberal, obviously.

Cuz all liberal men are gay and all liberal women are butch lesbians, so they all hate bikinis!

The Government Totally Sucks