That picture is adorable... He just looks so happy holding that little goat.

I recently lost my media server and some of my backups, so I am in the midst of re-ripping all my Law & Order DVDs to my new media server (and my backup, not gonna do this again.) I’m half way through season 9. (And how is this not available for streaming anywhere???) As Tracy Jordan said on 30 Rock “But it was a tent…

NOBEL PRIZE!!!!!

Normally I feel smarter when I learn something I didn’t know. Not this time. I fell much, much dumber.

I think all the educational monologues should be re-recorded by Gilbert Gottfried. I don’t know why the thought occurred to me, but now it’s all I hear in my head.

No, don’t you see? By calling racists racist when they do racist things, it only drives them to be even more racist! So much for the tolerant left! We need to reward them for their racist actions so they’ll be less racist! You’d know that’s how punishments and rewards work if you took a Psych 101 class. Reward people…

Beware the mighty septopus what a dandy guy

...their “FU jerseys” had been banned by Contenders for being “too hot to handle.”

“Sneakin’ in the Movies” and the movies they reviewed: Amadeus meets Salieri, Chicago Jones, Dirty Larry, and Attack of the Street Pimps, from Hollywood Shuffle.

It wasn’t Awareness Del, making people aware, aware of Delaware?

Not a huge Doors fan, but that is a killer bunch of songs.

It was an okay movie until Thor was talking in a vacuum. I get that he can survive in a vacuum, but a larynx needs air to pass through it to make sound with the vocal chords. I mean, what are we to believe, that this he has a magic larynx, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder

They showed the Deadpool 2 preview at my showing, and in it Cable says something and Deadpool says “That’s so dark! Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?”

Nazi pugs, nazi pugs, nazi pugs fuck off!

4/20 is my brother’s birthday and he would have been 44 today were he still alive.

I’m hearing Johnny Cash’s version of “Hurt” in my head when I look at that poster.

More than you think, but because they aren’t the ones making noise it’s easy to think so.

I have an annuity but I need cash now! Call JG Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!

Now and forever, Supernatural. I have the first 10 seasons ripped from my DVDs and seasons after that from iTunes. Both gyms I go to have the old iPod connecters on their cardio equipment so I load my old iPod Touch with whichever season I’m watching and run while I watch Sam and Dean saving people and hunting things.…