I guess he and the NFL rule book are Burfict strangers.

Gotta feel for the guy. He may have been something, if idiotic coaching hadn’t destroyed him.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

If he’s sat in his favourite chair, yet can hold his wife’s tit, where’s she sat? That sort of behaviour should surely be reserved for the couch. Is she stood up? What kind of chair IS his favourite chair?

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

The Panthers were trying to get in Beckham’s head and it pretty clearly worked.

“Cat” is probably all it really needs

I was willing to chalk it up to the card being weirdly worded, but Miss Universe 2015 in giant letters is pretty plain. Also, fuck Steve Harvey for making me even aware that the Miss Universe pageant happened.

I hate Steve Harvey. He’s never said anything funny. And he’s a dick. I can’t believe he has a show telling women what to do, and women watch it. WTF? This guy is vile. And apparently stupid.

Read that completely in Carl’s voice.

I, for one, look forward to six hour long football games with 4 1/2 hours worth of commercials.

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

Did that Really Just Happen? The Official Anthology of Cleveland Browns Football 1946-present

Old people.

“and their viewers complain if they repeat outfits too frequently.”

“My boyfriend sucks at football”

“My girlfriend’s not funny”

Please...Vietnam has never fielded a competitive team in the super bowl.

then went on to win the Superbowl.