I use a white bath towel and it has never once come away dirty from my legs.

Wait, did Harrison already find you?!

When someone DOES get killed doing this, all your glitter covered Affliction T-shirts are going to make you look even stupider than they do now..

Buzz’s car....WOOF!

Love and respect the hell out of the ability and workmanship, but woof that's not a good looking car.

vanilla offense

You freakin’ blew it, fish boy.

True that. I’m gonna stick out my S5 for as long as humanly possible; between the water resistance, removable battery, and expandable storage, I can’t really think of any feature that could make me want to abandon ship.

She said she felt dizzy when she stood and had to be stretchered out of the hotel.

At least Monty Hall would have given his girlfriend the choice of which door to be thrown through.

Especially since they stole it from Texas A&M, who have been calling themselves the 12th man for almost 100 years, and actually have it copyrighted. I’d love to see them sue the Seahawks and never hear that garbage from them again.

You know what really makes Seahawks fans look petulant and stupid? Referring to themselves as ‘12s’. It was nice when you were an up-and-coming team, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up with that.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

It’s not a question of “marquee” FA. It's the second tier guys that can help bolster depth.

Considering how they are a perennial NFC contender they don’t need to turn it around. I think McCarthy is right he’s only looking for a couple impact players through free agency, nothing crazy

Yeah, that Dickerson ad is pretty terrible. Not just because of the “Walter Payton is dead” payoff. But because it basically starts off with Dickerson padding his own ego.

Not only is Manning aware that he regularly hits the deck, but he also knows the officials won’t always end the play there. It’s a very specific “play to the whistle” counsel for his receivers.

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