What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

Pretty sure that’s Gene after he’s finally reached his limit.

Carolina is 7-1

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Nah. He’s definitely remembered for being an Oilers player. He was only in Seattle for a couple of years.

Ugh, fucking Seattle. I think to be a Seahawks fan there should be a test, like to become a U.S. citizen or something. I live in Seattle and it’s annoying as hell.

It’s actually really good advice, if you only wear your jeans once a month to places where there's no chance of getting dirt on them and don't engage in any activities which might make you sweat.

I’m just here for the comments of people explaining why they are here as if someone asked why.

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

I have to return some videotapes.

Since he’s at Tampa Bay, probably should go with MRSA Hamster.

Why don’t we compromise? I suggest “King Muscle Hamster the Inconsistent.”

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

Man, embrace Muscle Hamster. That’s the coolest nickname in the NFL. Dougernaut is what Rob Schneider would call him at the water cooler.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

MMQB has a fun story about the Minnesota Vikings’ Donut Club, a group of players that gather way too early on Saturday morning and perform some elaborate rituals before consuming delicious, sugary donuts. [MMQB]

Indianapolis ran a trick play that didn’t trick anyone

I mean, couldn’t Griff Whalen just simply look at what was in front of him and know not to snap the ball?

That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.