All of Beyonce’s music is bland.

Yeah, you focus where you are. Worshipping Beyoncé and dissing most white straight male (and many female) artists (‘bland’ or ‘bland and boring’ is code for ‘white’) is basically a requirement for every writer on jezebel.

But you worship a woman who is a mediocre singer at best and has never written a single note in her life. Go figure!

So.. why do people like to shit on Ed Sheeran so much again? I mean, I don’t listen to the dude, but to me he’s just there. An inoffensive guy singing some songs. I don’t understand why he makes people so upset. Haha.

Matt Lauer’s firing was about as expected as Donald Trump’s incompetence. Figuring out who sexually harasses women isn’t very difficult to predict. Lauer consistently gave Trump and O’Reilly a pass on their shitty behavior while grilling HRC about emails and telling her to keep her answers brief.

I like how they’re not synchronized, either. It really adds to the effect.

That Francesa hydra at the Recommended Stories section is too much.

That 3x3 grid of Francesa doubletake gifs in the thumbnails of related articles is fucking hypnotic.

Well, you know how them Welsh are.

So does that mean Fleetwood Mac has to stop singing that song?

It is?

...he’s sick and tired of answering questions about Titanic—arguably the best movie he’s made in his entire career.

The best DBs in football use their TALENT to get into the heads of their opponents; those like Talib who lack the talent to be a true shutdown corner have to resort to dirty play

I’m no fan of the Warriors, but Green doesn’t belong on that list. Burfict and Talib are on a level all of their own.

Good eye! Didn’t catch this when I saw it happen. Talib is truly a next level shithead.

Sincerely, a life-long Broncos fan.

Cool, he matches his logo.

No, asshole Broncos fan. Michael didn’t start shit. That’s all on Talib, and he’s a fucking piece of garbage.

That explains it. I was just watching that and trying to figure out why Crabtree just exploded in such a way, but I guess that was the trigger.

Yup. Fuck that guy.

Talib is 2/2 on ripping Crabtree’s chain off...