The amount of coke in DJ and Trumps cart must have been insane.

Orthopod calling bullshit.

Sounds more like an Urban legend to me.

Urban Meyer was so concerned by the injury that he started the player anyway.

“Moore/Trump for Senate, but if you’re old enough to vote then you’re too old for me.”

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Anyone else worried that Kim Kardashian seems to be raising an army of the undead.

Why do rich people have such terrible taste? The Hilton’s table looks sterile and cold and those chairs look like they stole them from the cabana by the pool. I looked at that picture and had to go put on a winter jacket.

Kim K looks like she’s been taken into custody by the Witches’ Council from AHS: Coven.

Lord, the Hiltons’ dining room looks even tackier than I originally thought. Is that white carpeting and a fake crystal chandelier? The whole thing looks like the Dynasty for Target collection.

Kim K needs a new outfit. I mean, she must have 30+ of that tube top/skirt combo.

I will preface this by saying, yes, there are just people on this earth who naturally are this thin. I get it.

She’s ‘in Paris’ right now for Thanksgiving, at that.

I got on Instagram and her new video does this insta-play. She’s dancing around with her swimsuit bunched up in her ass, being so extra. It just. Ugh.

*stars*

Ugh, that Hilton dining room. The faux-cane chairs, the peach walls, the awful cut glass table. Suddenly I am back in La Jolla in the seventies in my step-mother’s awful dining room. This is what suburban dining rooms looked like when Tupperware and ABBA were at the top of their popularity.

I just can’t with Reese or her clothing line...both seem phony and pretentious...

I don’t know who she is, but her concave stomach is hard to look at.

I do not believe Mariah Carey cooked a damn thing. That’s not how you hold a spoon when you’re cooking!

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.