I think it’s time for cycling to just allow doping. It seems like all the best guys are already doing it, and if you’re not - you don’t stand a fucking chance...

If EVERYONE is doping it is kind of like NO ONE is doping, right?

I especially like her “I’m not getting any younger” smile.

Should be an extra three week break but you know, when has the NFL ever cared about brain injuries and cheap shots.

As a disturbing aside, imagine what sex is like for him.

Brady’s ceramic T-Zone ecochamber shorts don’t allow him to properly liquidate his Manplus flip nodes in high humidity environs. It’s in chapter 18: “When I Stumble a Baby in South Boston Dies” of his new book.

ugh i hate you

I’m just not a boycotter. I don’t believe in punishing myself for any greater cause. Selfish, I know, but I’d be lying if I said otherwise.

JuJu’s hit was worse than any single hit from Burfict. Don’t @ me.

Looks like all the heavy weights are getting on the bandwagon (credit to Alternative facts)

MAGA...Molesters are Governing America.

I don’t want to be all judgmental but the Republican National Committee ads for Moore seem a bit much.

I dunno, seems pretty rude of her to step on Lennay Kekua while she’s down.

Come on pats fans, waiting for you to chime in on how an elbow shiver to the back of the head after the play is true grit and just his emotions getting the best of him. One can only imagine if that “thug” gone real high or low on a tackle, not playing in the spirit of the game. NFL is quickly turning in to baseball…

Dude from Buffalo does Buffalo thing while in Buffalo. Checks out.

Just keeping up the tradition of Pat’s tight ends trying to kill people.

Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

Shouldn’t that read:

If you are the type of person who considers Taylor Swift a bad bitch, then I guess you also think sour cream is spicy.