MARTHA!!!!

Yeah, a movie about a guy who flies around in his pajamas and punches a guy who dresses as a bat to fight crime is definitely a thoughtful, adult think piece. Certainly, not like that kid’s stuff.

You’re looking through your own anus. Explains your DC fandom

Hey kids! It’s the Justice League!

Haha, I bet you wrote this comment as soon as you heard this movie was being made. I bet you kept it in a Notepad file on your desktop, gleefully trying out longer versions, then editing it down, then tinkering with it some more, during commutes and late at night, until you landed on a version that was both…

This gimmick sucks shit, my man.

Tone matters in these things.

Can an article exist on AVClub without Prince Ruprecht the Monkey Boy performing his social progressiveness all over the comments?

The AV Club has attracted more explicit contrarians as opposed to media junkies. I blame the Kinjaing

This is so wrong. You have no knowledge of music history. The idea of a boy band is a group of pretties put together by some pervy lech. The Beatles came together on their own. That girls found different reasons to latch on to each one: ie Pauls the cute one, John’s the bloody tough, etc was not a decision the band…

In the same interview, Quincy Jones says he loves Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith. So there’s that.

Ok.

I wonder how much of the source material they’re going to use - there’s hundreds of stories, but about 80% of them are Conan rescuing naked white ladies from dark-skinned savages and/or wrestling giant Freudian snakes.

Jesus Christ, you are one commenter who sorely demonstrates the need for a block function on Kinja.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

With my ability to be outraged at a premium nowadays, I can’t and won’t get big-mad about an 11 year old Wii game.

Something like this would break almost any other politician. But for Trump, it’s just another day at the office.

William Hurt was accused of raping Marlee Matlin. The late John Hurt hasn’t been accused of anything as far as I know.

MOM! MORE CHICKEN NUGGETS!

You’re a fraud.

Everything you spout—and, dear Jebus, do you spout; there’s nothing about which you don’t have a (generally dunderheaded) opinion—can be summarized by clucking moralizing, whataboutism, and concern trolling. You’re an antediluvian Southern marm in a floppy hat fanning herself while tutting, “Bless…