I know I speak for everybody on earth when I say, Shut the fuck up, Spurlock. You have nothing worthwhile to say.

I mean Doug Jones ran partially on “I was the guy who successfully prosecuted the Klan fuckers who blew up that church” so I kinda doubt he’s likely to forget who he appeals to in Ala-fucking-bama

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

To be fair, it’s not really that hard to not enjoy Travolta’s work.

“I’m not trying to offend anyone here though.” 

To get the presents, the children must survive the forest. The forest is where the elves hide and play. They are jolly little things with rows of jagged white teeth. Do not look at them. We cannot help you if you look at them.

Except the Macho Man wasn’t interested in destroying the free press, a vital safeguard needed for the preservation of a democratic society, because it offends his fragile ego.

You should know that the rest of us find existing with you and the other people that say shit like this fucking exhausting.

No it wasn’t.

For similar reasons I’ll also be supporting Ridley Scott’s ‘All the Money in the World’, and I hope the critics will do too.

Wait a minute, the former President of the United States and MANIMAL are...one and the same?

I mean it’s like describing why you like chocolate. It’s hard to describe.

You’re asking if people like The Smiths?

“little thought has been given to the Apu character beyond the accent, that Apu is his ethnicity (and a blatantly distorted one at that) and that’s it.”

Oh good Lord. Thor: Ragnarok made the DEADLY sin of daring to take a cartoon Viking god less seriously when inhabited by an actor who actually is OK at self-deprecating comedy.

The movie treated Thor like the epic metal album cover he is: ridiculous and grandiose, but self-aware enough to enjoy that instead of taking…

These movies aren’t underappreciated; your taste just stinks.

I even thought WW was a downer, outside of some fish-out-of-water fun in the London scenes. I don’t like the speed-ramping of the action, and the ending was another DCU-patented video game boss fight. And the script kind of stunk.

Also - you mention Christopher Reeve’s superman (and, by extension, Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman)- which was earnest and hopeful - the antithesis of the current Superman. I think an under-rated reason audiences respond to Marvel so enthusiastically is that their core characters aren’t afraid to be Christopher Reeve-like.…

Because he thought “Sure, Daredevil was a wash but this is Batman. Everyone loves Batman. How can this suck?”

But I read it on Jezebel and Gawker! How can it NOT be true?!