Rule #1: be safe, in all senses of the word. Use condoms, and vet your partners. Always meet in public first, and if they set off any red flags, run away. There are plenty of non-sketchy dudes up for something casual, and you don't owe anybody anything.

Get recs from friends/people you trust. Ask for an STD test (super unromantic but hey, why not? Get one yourself for equality) and make sure you have a friend who knows what you're doing and to contact you / you contact them / they know where you are. Then, "hey you want to bang? No strings, man".

SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE PEOPLE UNGREYING THAT SHIT? AND HOW HAS IT NOT BEEN REMOVED YET???? WHAT THE FUUUCCCKKKKKK???

For everyone that was subjected to that godawful shit, have a kitty. And don't worry, this one is adorable and still alive. I promise.

Can I just say (and I wish I knew how to post pictures) that my greyhound—Galahad, don't ask—when scolded will always go stick his head in my purse. He just stands there, with his needle nose as far in as he can get it, pretending we can't see his SEVENTY FIVE pound black ass sticking out.

Imma stop you right there Isha, but Shrayber's guinea pigs had the best hiding spot of all time.

My judge friend showed me national stats on what child support actually is as a counter to all the "Men support lifestyles of mothers". It's laugh out loud worthy to anybody who ever raised a child.

I found it more interesting that only 30% of men asked for joint custody of their children in the 4th largest city in the country and yet MRA's still talked about "Bitches be keeping us from being fathers" trope. No, nobody is keeping you from being a father, cupcake.

Yeah, it never goes towards paying bills, buying groceries, or any child-related expenses. *eyeroll*

I don't get how child support works. I know so many women who's exes never pay. Does anything ever happen?

It has nothing to do with edginess. The reason why people dislike Iggy Azalea is because she only cares about black people when she wants to profit from blackness. She buys a fake big butt that African American women have historically been known for and adopts a fake southern black accent in her music. But her…

Before everyone starts saying, "Gee, he seems like a nice guy. Maybe he wasn't so bad after all!" Let me remind you of who he really is with a fun little Top 20 list (that doesn't even include leading us into a gutting recession/depression:

Lets not play this game, it may easy for Americans to forget how much death and destruction this War Criminal has caused.

Even if he's on the right side of certain issues, still won't make me like him. It's his fucking fault this country went into a recession. He should go back to making shitty paintings and not speaking.

I dunno man - at some point, when you have caused SO much death and destruction, it just doesn't matter that you're a cool dude to drink a beer with. You're still a criminal. And Dubya has never shown any remorse for his actions.

In the same interview, Bush called Clinton his "brother from another mother," but he's sure his actual brother Jeb Bush would definitely defeat his "sister-in-law" Hillary Clinton in a potential 2016 presidential race.

i'm glad he said this
but G.Bush, ur still a dick.

I would love it if the rest of the employees protested by showing their bosses what stealing from the company really looks like.

If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.

because "not clocking out to use the restroom is stealing from the company."