I've read the entire case presented to the Grand Jury, too. Not all the witnesses who said he had his hands up recanted. It's not accurate. That's it. Period.

this is a lot, and it is extra because every single one of them could have been my dumb little babyface

Kristin Cavallari would like you to know she is younger than those old geezers.

I was just coming here to say what the hell is this Gohmert going on and on about? Can immigrants get a refund from Obama? What an ass.

I hope it was clear, because I wasn't saying "all lives matter" like the stupid apologists do, or the jack-holes in the SLPOA thinking their voices matter more.

FUCK OFF LOUIE GOHMERT. How predictable that he's making an "all people should be equal" speech instead of focusing on the institutional oppression that black people have dealt with specifically for centuries. Martin Luther King Jr. was KILLED despite being a peaceful protester. The St. Louis Ram players were…

Whatever you do, do not read what people are saying on Twitter. Just save yourself from that horror.

I'm not sure that it is victim blaming when an animal is involved. If the dog is poorly socialized then that's the family's fault, not the dogs. So the dog is kind of the victim and perpetrator all in one! Poor dog.

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

How dare you wear that dress that I love and that turns me on and that I fantasize about! Take it off immediately, while I watch, and put on this drab black number!

I hadn't actually sat down to watch them until recently. They are actually pretty great!

Isn't it great winning the in-law lottery?

When I was 8 or 9, someone in my Sunday school class asked for prayer for a farm-boy friend who had hand-raised a calf named Buster and was devastated when his parents slaughtered him. He didn't stop eating meat until his parents specifically told him at the dinner table that he was eating Buster, though;…

Am I really the only person who LOVES their in laws?

I'd set up a political truce. Like, "Look, mom, I love you, but in the interest of our relationship, it is just better if we never talk about politics again. Let's agree to disagree and avoid this forever".

BIG PUPPY!

Just because both this and the Chelsea Clinton stuff have a common theme (namely that Republicans are massive assholes) doesn't mean that they're all that similar. People can be massive assholes in various different ways.

I'll just copy and paste what I wrote on Gawker: