The only appropriate response to a "model party" for 6 year olds.

You are the best aunt.

Let me provide a better version: "I am not here to win friends. I am here to win the Ashes". Teach your niece this and she is set for life.

Yuck. I could never, I'm rather lazy.

the iCarly generation. God, iSurely hate iCarly.

I think a lot of moms live vicariously through their kids. The moms of boys want them to be either figure skaters or football stars; the moms of girls want them to be pretty and popular.

Best Aunt Ever! That is awesome.

That is so awesome...the other moms were just pissed they didn't think of it!

Well these seem like the descriptions for 'extras' or minor roles. They're usually short, blunt, and almost nondescript. That's for both females AND males. That certainly doesn't mean those are the only roles for either gender to play, just the bit parts or background work and this page places them out of context.

Couldn't they just have written MPDG? Would've saved time.

This reads like a Craigslist M4W ad.

Yep, we like to brag about our accomplishments but medicine is just so fucking slow!

Seeking stud muffin of the guy, none speaking part.

This is fucking insulting.

Seeking: Beautiful girl; or, tasteful Art Deco lamp.

THIS. Just THIS. So much could be said about this. This is so little and it means so fucking much. I want to frame it and hang it on my wall.

Lawdy . . . from the rest of the article:

People either love it or hate it - there is no in-between. For me, the texture, the smell, the taste, everything about it is just nauseating. And I had to eat it a lot as a kid.

Here's me: