*wipes tears from eyes* omg I needed that laugh. Thanks teen version of you!

I would like to think that Big Foot will eventually grow out of this. Unfortunately this is my child so, abandon all hope.

Thank you. You got a genuine belly laugh out of me.

Curses, I thought criticizing video games and getting free drinks on ladies night was enough. How wrong I've been.

At least she is a kid, and not a Jessica Simpson.

Call the Feminist High Council at 1 800 KILL ALL MEN for more details. Just be aware you do have to fulfill a misandry quota each in order to retain your female privileges. Don't worry though, it's easy. All you have to do is not smile at a man. Or wear earbuds on public transit.

Do you want to email tips@jezebel? Maybe one of their writers can cover it. Or if you know of any other way to get media attention.

All of the news just makes me want to cry, so I'm sharing a good story from today. This little chickadee who I babysit for sometimes (she's four) and I were out getting hot chocolate today. Chickadee was holding her Elsa doll (of course), and the older lady behind us saw it and asked her if she wanted to grow up to be…

Jezzies,

What a bullshit apology. That's like yelling "it was a social experiment!" when starting drama on Livejournal. It's an old, basic, trite, non-apology ass covering.

Nothing terrifies me more about petting zoos than the fear that a llama might spit in my face. Or is that the alpaca? I have a tendency to get my hirsute mammals confused..

I'm so sorry for your loss.

Good Thor, that dredges up really painful thoughts for me. I care about a lot of people who if I didn't contact, would probably forget about me or never call. It is so sad to be a giver but die unnoticed and unappreciated.

Yeah, that one was particularly sad.

I specifically do not want a funeral for this reason.

They will eat your eyeballs first.

You didn't get this?:
A good chunk of the movie is just him leering at Aaliyah from behind dark shades in the studio. However, the movie's portrayal of Aaliyah in this case borders on dangerous.

maybe because your white and she was never a crossover pop star ? Not trying to be mean or anything...just saying. She was a pretty big deal in my world.

no one is playing stupid. People do recognize the phrase for what it is. Body shaming anyone is not ok. Hence the "we're all real."

I watched the video, cried, saw your gif LAUGHED SO HARD. oh life. so weird.