Right after or before they decide to destroy Obamacare. Fuck.

as the modern-day personification of Marilyn Monroe, Kim has become a true American icon

Omigod, like, a ton of people say it! Off the top of my head I can list half a dozen— Kanye, Kris, Kendall, Kylie, Kourtney, Khloe...

The press on Kim is so ubiquitous that I can't help but read much of it—and yet I've never come across this "modern day personification of Marilyn Monroe" thing. "Many" people say it? Really?

And to be fair, the State of Alabama was formed to work slaves to death.

Irresponsibility sex education? Oh, you mean what you're "teaching" children? "Don't have sex and that's all you need to know" is clearly not working, otherwise they wouldn't be going to P.P. in the first place. Two of my friends, who teach science, are BANNED from teaching sex-ed by the parents. They're just…

I had mine made by someone on Etsy. It was so great. I also didn't do a traditional dress (mine was a short blue cocktail dress), but you can get traditional dresses made. Since I had it made, so no alterations necessary. My mom and I don't do well shopping together (picture me crying in Ann Taylor dressing rooms…

Just tell them: "if you wear it on your wedding day, it's a wedding dress". :) The most important thing is that you feel relaxed and comfortable and you in whatever you wear that day, so you can enjoy the celebration for what it means.

Whatever you do, don't agree to try them on "just to see"! I had totally happily chosen a $100 dress online, and my Mom convinced me that we should go to boutiques because "it will be so fun!" It wasn't, like, hellish, but it also wasn't "so fun." It was medium. However, I fell absolutely in love with two of the…

You sure it wasn't "don't shoot! I'm white!"

This video is beautiful and needs to be part of the main story.

They're in the notorious Buddy Christ gang.

Gang signs aka anything black people do with their hands

The glorious irony of ironies is pro-marriage equality rulings have cited Scalia's dissent in Lawrence v. Texas because he basically said if the sterile and the elderly were allowed to marry, that proves marriage isn't about teh babiez!!!1! so QED gays should be able to marry.

I like to think the case will make Scalia's head melt like a Raiders of the Lost Ark villain.

Jack Nicholson is like the babe Ruth of sex: he owes his success to swinging at everything, and he should have retired a long time ago.

Basically every time he opened his mouth this episode I wanted to throw popcorn at my TV.

Where are all the women's groups, the feminists, demanding justice in this case? The silence is deafening.