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Well, it's either Rowling, GOD, or RL Stine... or Terrance Dicks?

Oh my God, is this guy God?????

JK ROWLING IS A MAN?! AND AN ASS?!

Supernatural? Evil prophecies? Is this real life?

If I remember correctly (I read them awhile ago), they did have a safe word and Ana used it, but Christian ignored her/kept going. Um, yeah.

She doesn't seem that fussed about it, though, and is offering a book and 3-CD set to help the rest of us sinners get through the worst of it.

Although to be fair, the type of 33-year old that gets evicted and lacks the self-control to not set someone on fire is probably also the type of person to keep rancid takeout in the fridge way longer than a normal person.

Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

I love this, and that you're doing this for your daughter. The idea that little kids aren't people who have just as much right to refuse physical affection as anyone else is kind of mind-boggling to me. Can you imagine someone telling you as a full grown adult "Hug this person that you just met!" Ick.

right? like if she looks boring and shitty as possible then she is ACTING EXACTLY LIKE ANA

Raise you hand if you think Carlos actually ATE the spaghetti and

Anastasia IS a dishrag. She's a two dimensional caricature. Completely empty and void of anything that makes her remotely REAL. She is the result of HIS actions and words. Ana is there to become what Christian needs her to be, an empty shell. This way reader can fill her with their own personality as they "change" a

E.L. James doesn't know shit about anything really. She really thinks it's possible for a 22 year old college grad to never have an e-mail or a laptop. In the 21st century. She also knows nothing about American geography or vernacular. I don't know a single person who uses the phrase "holy cow!" anymore, especially

Maybe they lack chemistry because they're not enthused about playing two of the worst characters ever created in fiction, although I'm pretty sure if I were playing Jamie Dornan's love interest, it wouldn't be that hard for me to "act" like I wanted to fuck his brains out. Because...I do. In real life.

Yeah, having seen The Fall, Jamie Dornan gives off epic creeps ... which is the problem every time I see this preview. But, then again, maybe Christian is a creep? (Haven't read the books.)

I am gonna sneak vodka into this screening and have SO MUCH FUN. It might be the one time I'm the obnoxious person in the back row giggling at tonally inappropriate times instead of just glaring at them.

His reaction to seeing the ghost when he was a kid was all like