It scares me how there is seemingly an infinite supply of creeps on the internet. I bet most of those people are totally pleasant in real life too. Like, it makes me worry that I have some acquaintance or neighbor or coworker or distant relative who blows off steam by going online and making fun of domestic violence…

Nor me. Whether that number is high or low, it's always wrong. Never right.

Yeah, and how the more people you're fucking, the higher your worth...IF YOU ARE A STRAIGHT DUDE

I will not address the awful comments. I'll move on to something else.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

What's wrong with being a dick-sucking whore?

That animatronic George W. Bush pigfucking sculpture needs to go in Disneyland's Hall of Presidents! Is George the top or the bottom? In other words, does the pig represent Dick Cheney or does it represent America?

I don't think trees have a flared base for easier removal.

Oh, Parisians. For a bunch of people who act like they've got a permanent dildo up their asses, I'm totally not surprised at their reaction. They're just mad MacCarthy is calling them out. Also, I want to put christmas lights on that buttplug.

Can't stop laughing. Where did she find it?

It helps when the site is called, "16 year old hooker wannabes".

When he started screaming "MEEEEEEP! MEEEEEEP!" in the prison cell, I felt sick to my stomach.

So having a high pitched voice means you sound ditsy? No, no it doesn't.

I used to work in a strip club/adult store/massage parlor. We had internet booths, with some free porn access. Every. fucking. week, random middle-aged, well-dressed, white guy in a suit would scuttle out of his booth like he had a red hot potato jammed up his ass and scoot out of the store and almost without…

This did not even enter my mind, as I figured these people were going to age-specific porn sites. I'm glad someone answered your question.

Anyone who harms a child for profit or pleasure, or who in any way participates in child pornography—online or otherwise—should be punished to the fullest extent of the law. Minus my friend.

Said porn site is supposed to advertise the fact that their models are all of appropriate age. If it doesn't, get the fuck out of there.

Even if his friend did serve 3 full years in prison for downloading child porn, I still fail to see why that's deserving of sympathy and a reasonable defense against imprisoning child porn defenders. Then again, I'm not a 60 something year old white male pedophile who supports keeping other 60 sonething year old white…

Was I the only person who was upset about what happened to Meep the Geek? I was shocked how sad I was about that. Poor little guy...

Dandy is great. Finn Wittrock makes him hilarious and terrifying at the same time.