i defs say no when something awesome is happening to me sexually so that seems legit

Why do some people refuse to read the article that would explain this point nicely?

Yes, it's the pocket squares that are the problem. Not your garbage dump policies.

According to court documents, Smith admitted one of the women was saying "no," but the detective said Smith told him he "thought she was saying no for pleasure and not to stop having sex."

Jesus Mary and Joseph, that was tough to read.

I have worked under both men and women. You know what I've found? Some managers are crazy, some aren't. Some women managers are catty pieces of shit, some are perfectly reasonable human beings. Some male managers are unhinged gossipy lunatics, some are just fine and dandy. There is no sexed approach to crazy.

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Am I the only one who reads "Engagement Chicken" like "Easter Bunny" and imagines a Chicken in a top hat & tails, carrying a blue Tiffany box?

As long as the boss isn't a complete garbage monster, I don't care who they are. My current boss is in his mid-30s but acts like it's the 1950s, not a great combination. (Not quite to the level of complete garbage monster, but close...)

BECAUSE PERIODS AMIRITE

It'll be my new completely unique recipe, Desperately Trying To Prevent Divorce Chicken! You'll never guess the secret ingredient!

Gosh, I guess I've been roasting chicken all wrong since misterbear and I aren't yet bethrothed. Oh, woe and alas!

But what about us ladies who snared a man who does the cooking? (JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU I WOULD EVERY TIME I BURNED SOMETHING, MOM.) Can I buy some sort of engagement six-pack and slyly slip him the recipe?

Actually, since evolution is a function of reproduction, the more victims this virus infects, the greater its chances of evolving into a much more transmissible form. So there's some reason to worry.

Yep. There's every chance Mr. Duncan would still be alive, and that these nurses wouldn't be battling Ebola right now, IF THEY HAD JUST ADMITTED HIM WHEN HE WENT TO THE ER THE FIRST TIME.

MmmHmm. And one more thing: it doesn't matter to me the victim is autistic ..to do this to another human being autistic or not, is cruel and awful. Straight Up.

How much you want to bet there will be a huge contingent of people who will say all the "we're raising a generation of weak babies, nobody can take a joke, helicopter parents, everybody gets a trophy, etc" bullshit?

Don't forget "never done anything like this before".

I said it on Gawker, I'll say it here: $10 says the parents of the five charged will release one of the following statements: "Boys will be Boys" or "When we were kids we played pranks" or "These boys were just having a little fun that got out of hand" or "Kids have been playing pranks on each other for years" or some…

It annoys me to no end that he's bringing up very serious topics and trying to start a conversation with those issues and then people continually bring up Katy Perry.