although kitten monsoon season is drawing to a close, I would like to remind everyone AGAIN that shelters are almost always in need of volunteers to bottle feed kittens, hopefully while also fostering them. Just think of how much CUTE you could experience every day.

Thanks. My biggest surprise about the comments is how many people stripped Allen of his agency in the process of empathizing with him.

Um - no - it's called cosmetic and restorative surgery and treatment. Can we stop pretending that for many aging women in the public eye that it is all just natural? It's not. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. But let's be clear - mmmkay? Signed: A 50 year old who doesn't have the money right now…

A golden retriever puppy that stays a puppy forever.

You have the patience of an internet saint.

If I told my husband that I wasn't comfortable with a particular sexual act and his response was "that is such a turn-off", I might never have sex with him again.

Seriously? Someone made fun of you for that?

I wish they were a village so we could chase them with pitchforks.

Yes, but ... would you really want to?

BURN ON BASEBALL!!!!

This is why picture messaging is disabled on my kids' cell phones. As I said to one of them: "you can send dick pictures when you're paying for your own cell phone and not a moment before."

I love that top one. My dad used to yell at all eight of us kids, "WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?" It is useful is so many situations.

Once upon a young time, a boyfriend of mine called me to tell me he was pretty sure he had Chlamydia, and since he figured he entered the relationship clean, he must have gotten it from me. We always used condoms, unlike he and his last girlfriend, and although I knew they weren't foolproof, I was surprised this…

Yes, I'm a lifelong, hardcore needle-phobe. I'm trying not to hyperventilate at the sight of that photo.

And syphilis is the Miss Havisham of STDs.

OMG, THIS PHOTO MAKES ME WANT TO DIE.

Yeah, I have my own criticisms of her show, though overall I think she's talented, and an interesting voice, and has mostly handled criticism — the fair and unfair — with grace. I think that she gets extra crap simply because there aren't enough strong female voices in entertainment*, so everyone freaks out because…

Some people turn vegan for ideological reasons and still miss the taste / texture of all the non-vegan food. Can you really blame them for that?

Seriously, these two are a match made in shitty doucebag heaven.

I actually encourage these to jags to stay together, just so they don't go out and infect the rest of the dating pool