This reminds of the time on the Simpson, when Homer goes to space and the ants get loose in the shuttle. Then Kent Brockman assumes giant space ants are about to take over the Earth and immediately sells out the human race on the air, and offers to help the ants.

Man, with those parents? That baby is going to be one incredibly attractive disappointment at the box office.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

The noises I made while watching this video were so high pitched my garage door opened.

I almost never say this, but I would wear the shit out of Oprah's dress.

"Well what I would really like is a bunch of little niggers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around," Jackson alleges Deen told her. "Now, that would be a true Southern wedding wouldn't it? But we can't do that because…

WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?!!?! I hate this. I fear change.

Every couple of years, even Florida gets something right.

i am usually shamefully forgiving about stuff like this tbh

I agree but it would be good to show people that Egypt was not full of white people and that those biblical figures would have been dark skinned if they existed. I grew up in a very religious town and I learned about The Midfle East in school and even though I'm not white I came to the conclusion that the Middle East…

Someone make Leviticus: The Movie. I want a movie all about the hazards of sitting on a chair that has previously been sat upon by a woman on her period.

Agreed. Coven had all sorts of promise, but ended up being kinda... scattershot.

Because when a candidate is a legitimate asshole, women have a way of shutting that whole thing down.

And come this November, remember to Say No to the Bro

I liked the pretty dresses, but my tiny girl brain couldn't handle it when they started talking about budgets and debts and taxes and money and other boy stuff like that. WHO DO I VOTE FOR?

"so I can recommend the nerds that do start yelling"

I think John Wayne Gacy probably has something to do with clown fear.

I'm not sure Jennifer has to worry about being turned on in the way Anne was. I think part of what made Anne a target is how...sincere and earnest she seems. Not that Jennifer is a phoney or something, but I get the impression that she's much more savvy about her image and what she puts out there for the world to see,…