Syphillis-induced brain damage?

The real DeepState is the doctors who gave this man a clean bill of health.

Y’all, California has a 6 month “cooling off period” before divorces can be finalized. Stay tuned...

Miley Cyrus does not, has not, and cannot, twerk

....Because of me, these countries have agreed to pay ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS more

Trump called the Prime Minister of Denmark’s comments “nasty”. Let me just look up the Danish Prime Minister real quick...

I’m so, so tired. The undertow of crazy has finally pulled me under.

I have never been more happy to be attending a Cthulhu con this weekend. Jesus Elder God take us away.

Man I definitely thought that HRC tweet was just her (her team) being cute with Lizzo? Are people seriously thinking she is gonna run?

C’mon heart attack...or stroke. It’s gotta be any day now, and while Pence is evil, he also has all the charisma of a boulder and should be easy to defeat in 2020.

He wrote sorry twice in those tweeted yet I feel like maybe he isn't really sorry. Hmm

Circa 200? Lookin’ good for being 1800 years old!

That was way harsh, Hazel!

“Nobody will have heard of me outside of NY!”

I was at hibatchi once and seated next to a woman with two kids. The girl’s name was Sloane, the boy was Striker.

Oh dear, did you go to high school in a soap opera?

Lip Smackers strawberry tastes like 6th grade. See also Kissing Potion

Every Christmas I would get new tinkerbell products, and then spend my evening in the bathroom pampering myself.

Well hello memories. Wow!

But before bonne bell, there was Tinkerbell cosmetics. I've loved beauty products since I was a child.