Hot cops! We’ll clean up the town We’ll turn that old frown upside down. 🎶

So do you know a lot of 12 year old dads then?

Omfg, I miss seeing new vids from Sailor J so much. Definitely checking this out ASAP.

Ah, makes sense. Thank you for the advice!

Get you a man who can do both!

Haha, several time now I’ve rubbed at mine and just jusitfied it to myself “It’s not scratching! It doesn’t count! It’s fine!”

Makes sense. Hope you get some itch relief soon! FWIW, I love Burn Jel from Water Jel for burns.

Ah, ok! My friend told me to do that, but she didn't say why. I thought it was supposed to be neutralizing the poison or something. Lol, I'm dumb. 

Can I scratch where the wasp stung me, or nah?

If you are in the US, Psychology Today can help you find therapist by search male or female, specialties, distance from zip, etc.

Since you’re here on Jezebel, I get feeling you might enjoy Offbeat Bride, if you haven’t already found it?

What a disingenuous apology. I don’t suppose there’s any chance of her getting fired, is there?

That would imply someone had sex with him, which is not something mentally prepared to acknowledge.

I was thinking of an overnight camp. Although thinking about it now, since it's in LA, it's probably a day camp.

I don't know, does it really matter? The Amazon is on fire, ice sheets are melting at exponential rates, a number of endangered Florida panthers have been videoed as unable to walk properly. We're all fucked anyway. 

I mean with the nonsense he's been spouting, are we sure he hasn't had one already?

I favored Dr. Pepper lip smackers cuz it gives me the perfect pop of natural looking color. I don’t think it had anything to do with Brittany Murphy though? My mom gave me the soda collection for Christmas one year and I noticed that and started buying it individually. Or at least that’s how I remember it.

“...it could be further enhanced with ... other additives so it tastes like butter while being highly nutritional.”

Who’s out there sending a six year old to camp??? Is this for the elite who don’t want their heirs to come home and bother them when the boarding school is on summer vacation?

aw, honey. The Heathers from season 3 of Drag Race already did Lady Marmalade.