Soft serve gives me the shits.

historical evidence seems to show this is how she thinks you hold a baby.

That art is amazing. How did my Governor not experience a major surge in popularity? He should be in front of Biden, at least...

Warren should run on a pro-porch platform.

“At Crunch we have spin karaoke, hosted by a drag queen.”

Messy cables now constitute a crackden? Is this account run by the ghost of Howard Hughes?

What chicken fajitas have you been eating?? 

Sorry to ruin your fun little game of Internet Detective, but it looks exactly like Friskies Shreds, as several people have already pointed out.

No, cats hate mice. 

Has anyone ever had to actively end a friendship? After therapy this week, I have come to realize not only do I largely dislike like my only in-person friend, the relationship doesn’t benefit me at all and is actaully probably in fact harming me. The problem is, I have tried to let this so-called friendship die a…

Your dad might surprise you. I lost my mom nearly three years ago now and my dad has built up a more fulfilling network of friends and activities than I have. I would suggest doing your best to encourage him in these really early months to do things, remind him of interests, and have open and honest conversations (or…

I have tried many times now to tell you about the striped bed I’ve seen in several updates being the same as the first bed kitten Liam had, but every time I try to add the photo, my phone freaks out and deletes the post. This time, I am on my laptop and will not be foiled.

Good luck! Sounds like you’ve got some good luck going around already, escaping the sister in law from hell!

I will do no such thing and instead draw attention to it.

No advice, just wishing you good luck! I wish I had gotten off my moral high horse and become a sugar baby when I was young enough.

Get you a Dalai Lama that can do both.

Ricotta and jam? Uh, ok. 

That bed is awfully fancy for a sex dungeon. 

This is so stupid, I just feel tired. How is Kimono a play on her name? Just because it's got her name in it doesn't automatically make it a play on words. 

Thanks for this! I’ve only played one mermaid so far and I couldn’t figure out what I was doing wrong. As a Good sim, she only has the ability to change the weather and summon the dolphin.