What a beauty! You must be so excited!

I’m so glad you didn’t kill yourself.

Thats wonderful that you took the time to sing this guy's praises. So many of us only leave reviews when something negative has happened, myself included. Good for you! You've inspired me to try to leave more positive reviews too.

Those are some fine looking feet!

Red is so cute! 11/10 would adopt

My new theme song for Bruce is Whole Wide World.

Thank you for the excellent advice Goddess, that sounds like a very good possiblity - there's honestly a number of things. The most obvious I picked up pretty much straight away, which is rooted in daddy issues. I'm such a cliché. I will definitely have to read The Merry Recluse, too. Thanks again! 

That’s always a good technique to use, I’ll just have to try and actively remember to use it in person and not let my emotions get overwhelmed by his charisma.

It's a crush? As I mentioned, he has no interest in me, I'm sure. And I have no intention of seducing him away from his wife. I can't even seduce someone who is interested in me, usually they get weirded out and start avoiding me.

I can't help, but you have my sympathies. That happens to me all the damn time and it suuuuucks.

That sounds beautiful!

Hi Jezzies! I hope you all had a good week. I’m sorry if you already read my post from last week, but I got no responses, which I’m blaming on the fact that I didn’t post until Sunday. So I’m reposting.

I think that's perfectly understandable. I hope your week is looking up. <3

That's the most beautiful thing I've seen all day.

I’m not sure if there are others, but here’s the one I’m thinking of

None of these even look human.

Republicans: We have old white women, too!

Does it at least have actual cake in it? Ben and Jerry’s tried to sell me a frosted wheel of ice cream as a cake a couple years back and that was some serious bullshit.

Scünci Thick Hair No Damage Elastics. I’ve never had one snap on me, which is a sure way to make me never buy your crappy product again. They do sometimes slide down my hair and I have to readjust it, mainly during high intensity exercise. Invisibobble grips my hair better, yes, but I have other issues with it.

Scünci Thick Hair No Damage Elastics. I’ve never had one snap on me, which is a sure way to make me never buy your…

This was my childhood, so heated sand would have been much appreciated then.