As an adult, I would appreciate it if they stopped showing horror movie previews in front of anything that isn't a horror movie. Go peddle your trash elsewhere!

What is [Loonette]? I'll give you a hint... it's in the fucking theme song.

Yes, the conductor (who was also played by George Carlin for a while) lived inside a jukebox. Frenchie was also there. And Schemer. As a child with a (highly ironic) sense of justice as a child, I fucking hated Schemer. 

Hey, me too! I was so freaked out (and it kept on coming and going) I went to the doctor. Best I can figure, I seem to be allergic to natural deodorants that use Sunflower oil.

The first time I learned about this game and played it, it was with an older girl (family friend situation) who did not want to play with me. I still randomly think about how she “cheated” and feel all salty about it.

I loved my Gigakitty, KFC logo and all. They were the best and I commend your choice.

As a Digital Pet Historian, I feel compelled to point out that there is no way that was a Tamagotchi, since they were not any cat versions released in the 90s (or in the US at all). Probably a Nanopet or Gigapet, from Playmates and Tiger Electronics, respectively, to compete with Tamagotchi.

Actually, some people did. It was the "gotta have it" toy, which lead to people purchasing and reselling them for inflated prices. 

I would like to thank oldwomanyellsatclods for recommending The Dance of Anger to me when I posted about having difficulties with my dad on SNS a few weeks back. The recommendation was spot on and I honestly bet everyone here (or just in general could benefit from it).

He was so proud of his art work, he put his name on it. That's so precious. But he forgot to put his age!

Not sure when we started counting passive aggressively leaving a card on someone's desk as a "legitimate conversation" anyway.

I'd rather just have Jay Inslee sign the bill that will let me be turned into mulch, tbh.

Why were they assigned rooms? Can these people not be trusted to work out who gets what room in a fair and civilized manner amongst themselves?

I don't know why, but for some reason I am fully convinced the new KW baby is going to be named Gladiator.

“Seriously, no dick pics."

This is what I hear in my head 90% of the time whenever someone mentions Han Solo.

This is the only Bruce Springsteen song I know.

“Look, I’m not a royal baby person”

Are you sure though re: #3?

Sidenote, I read your username as "umami gummi bear" and the thought of that makes me just as uncomfortable as your comment.