Yes, the conductor (who was also played by George Carlin for a while) lived inside a jukebox. Frenchie was also there. And Schemer. As a child with a (highly ironic) sense of justice as a child, I fucking hated Schemer. 

Hey, me too! I was so freaked out (and it kept on coming and going) I went to the doctor. Best I can figure, I seem to be allergic to natural deodorants that use Sunflower oil.

The first time I learned about this game and played it, it was with an older girl (family friend situation) who did not want to play with me. I still randomly think about how she “cheated” and feel all salty about it.

I would like to thank oldwomanyellsatclods for recommending The Dance of Anger to me when I posted about having difficulties with my dad on SNS a few weeks back. The recommendation was spot on and I honestly bet everyone here (or just in general could benefit from it).

He was so proud of his art work, he put his name on it. That's so precious. But he forgot to put his age!

Not sure when we started counting passive aggressively leaving a card on someone's desk as a "legitimate conversation" anyway.

I'd rather just have Jay Inslee sign the bill that will let me be turned into mulch, tbh.

Why were they assigned rooms? Can these people not be trusted to work out who gets what room in a fair and civilized manner amongst themselves?

I don't know why, but for some reason I am fully convinced the new KW baby is going to be named Gladiator.

This is what I hear in my head 90% of the time whenever someone mentions Han Solo.

This is the only Bruce Springsteen song I know.

Sidenote, I read your username as "umami gummi bear" and the thought of that makes me just as uncomfortable as your comment.

“WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE FISH,” I shouted, as my betta stared listlessly toward the wall of his algae lined tank.

Should we really expect any differently from the prince who went as a Nazi to a fancy dress party, was photographed playing pool naked in Vegas, and is rumored to have fathered multiple bastard children? (Ok, there's no real proof to that last one, but there have been other... controversies.)

Costco had an entire case of them, books #1-#60 of the original series maybe 10 years ago that I just had to have. I read/reread them all! Such fun books. And she’s a surprisingly good role model, for the most part. Not like the Hardy Boys, which I tried to read after I read all my Nancy Drews. The have a friend named…

Does the facility your dad is in not have a memory care ward? I find it very troubling he was able to get outside.

Wow, Lydia is gorgeous!

You are so sweet! If the manager had try to pull some crap about people staying past the end date, I would have laughed out loud and made it abundantly clear that person wouldn't be me.

I don't know any hikes in the area, but I still look back at Lake Louise in the Banff National Park as one of the most beautiful places I've ever been.

Let me preface this statement by saying I know exactly where you are coming from and this is nasty medicine that you’ll never convince me to take lol, but have you spoken with your friends about how you are feeling neglected? Yes, they are very busy, we are all very busy. But you still have to make time for your…