Those YouTube videos that confuse Pixar’s Easter Eggs in their movies as evidence all the movies are all related sure make me roll my eyes. Somebody’s going to hurt themselves from all that reaching.

Purely by accident, I stumbled across an article recently explaining the difference between a dietician and a nutritionist. Do you know if you are working with an RD? Some states allow nutritionist to operate with no actual training.

Some shelters only accept new, unopened, unused products, so please double check first! I’ve also heard of places rejecting various colors.

I find that not only totally alarming, but also disheartening that you were allowed to work so much overtime and no one thought to mention this policy (policy?) to you. Heck, maybe it was even intentional. I don’t blame you for quitting.

A joke I can up with in high school that I saw while browsing my old Livejournal (Now that would get a good laugh - good grief!):

Oh dear, Erle looks like he was displeased with the world this week. Hopefully Mama Sundance can cheer him up!

I am so sorry for your loss. I tried to find something to distract you, but I know when you lose someone, seemingly normal things can be too painful and then everyone is staring at you wondering why you’re crying while listening to “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”. I couldn’t stand the thought of upsetting you more, so…

“It was padding"! Barbie definitely promotes creativity.

Thanks for sharing the link! It was interesting to read about the two.

That’s terrific! I hope your doula experience provides you with everything you need. Birth and postpartum are such important but also vulnerable times for people. Thanks for the explanation, I’d never heard of that option before.

Human trafficking? Abuse of power by a male employer? Well I’m just moister than an oyster!

See, when I read about people’s experience with Barbies like that, I can absolutely get behind playing with Barbies. That's amazing! But I had a vastly different experience. The only thing I remember playing with my Barbies was getting them all dressed up for the ball to try to attract the attention of my only Ken. I…

“’It’s wholesome play,’ she said...”

Every day that goes by, I become more and more exhausted by this country.

He bought the house. He’s probably paying the majority of the bills. I’m sure he can afford a maid. Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. Just a few months ago, he was posting tweets that seemed to indicate that he was going to commit suicide. If their relationship is healthy enough for her to bring some…

For all the good it did their father....

Each child has been progressively less attractive. Can you imagine being the least attractive of your siblings and last in line for the crown? He better start working on his personality now.

I've never met a good dude named Chase, ijs.

She carried around entire bags? Like in her hands? 

Not being familiar with the term "starlight mints", I thought maybe that was a Britishism for pillow mints and we were going to have to have a chat.