That and I hate the fact that Diablo Cody let people think she was a poor li’l sex worker who pulled herself up by her bootstraps to create this critically acclimated screenplay who had not, in fact, quit her job at a newspaper to pursue stripping full-time and had published a book based off her popular blog about her…

“... If I was angry about being written up, that’s what I would have done, because I have a ton of stuff that I could have disclosed to the media. But I’ve never done that, because that was never my intention.”

And nobody would have wasted their time or $30 on movie theater nachos.

How do you hide the seams? I see a number of 1 star comments complaining the patterns on their rolls didn't match up.

How do you hide the seams? I see a number of 1 star comments complaining the patterns on their rolls didn't match up.

Y’all are so pure. I thought it was boring and just wanted to watch Futurama.

As someone who became an unwilling recipient of Teen Vogue due to YM’s closure, I must admit a slight satisfaction that it eventually received the same fate.

Unfortunately, Sarah Millican’s online mag Standard Issue got the ax, but it is now living its life as a podcast. You might like that?

By the name alone, I always assumed that was a parenting site and never went to it. 

I honestly kind of miss being able to use plain old Crest. Something so soothing about it right before bedtime.

If Sensodyne stops making ProNamel, they’re going to have a one person riot on their hands, because it’s the only thing that neutralizes the constant, excruciating pain of my receding gumline.

I’m so glad every time I’ve been to Costco they’ve always had my Sensodyne ProNamel. Last time I tried to buy deodorant, they only had Schmidtt’s, which I’m allergic to. It’s been an odoriferous few weeks.

Counterpoint: this headboard looks like one of those attempts to make your sad headboardless bed look less like a sad headboardless bed, like when you hang a tapestry up or something, and not an actual headboard.

Counterpoint: this headboard looks like one of those attempts to make your sad headboardless bed look less like a…

My cousin had her first born in one of these as his primary sleeping spot the majority of his first year. She’s not going to have anymore kids though, so it would be a dick move for me to ask her if she had heard about this, right?

That burger looks disgusting.

Not quite a year after my mom died, there was a (honestly rather small) box at my local vet’s office asking for donations. A Girl Scout was working toward her Silver Award. She had chosen to request clothes donations to take to a recycler, then she was going to donate the funds to a senior cats rescue where she…

During the height of my weight gain, my wardrobe was exclusively jeggings from Walgreen's and tunics - mostly "jegging tops" from American Eagle. Now that I've lost weight and want to start making an effort again, I don't even know what my personal style is.

That was going to be my suggestion. I haven't been in a Gap for a while.

I am so sorry your stepdaughter was so thoughtless as to send you that as a joke. I can’t imagine how painful that must have been. I am so impressed by your response, though. Half asleep, I probably would have freaked out at least a little. You are a tremendous step mom and hopefully, with your guidance, your step…

I have an unhealthy love of plaid, but this dude somehow even manages to look bad in that.

Kitty White is three apples tall and three apples in weight. I don't know any girls with those measurements.