Isn’t this kind of way out budget for the average Walmart shopper? I feel like in 6 months, this will all be available on clearance.

Follow up: I am wondering how Ellen K feels about him using her scan for his dumbass prank? I'd be tempted to contact a lawyer, personally.

well, I know a lot of people falsely believe that executing someone is cheaper than housing someone in prison for life. 

I was wondering if the page maybe featured something else earlier in the day, and then it was changed later? That was the only reasonable explanation I could come up with.

Do y’all remember when Christopher Hitchens said waterboarding wasn’t torture and was going to be waterboarded to prove it? And a long, looong time later, he finally followed through and was like nvm, cuz he didn’t last even a minute? I think in that same spirit, Gorsuch should try to prove death by hypoxia wouldn’t…

The last time I read a headline about Bieber, he was asking for prayers due to currently struggling with depression. Seems like a great time for a (fake) pregnancy. 

I’m glad I read this, I need someone to tell me what to wear since I’ve decided to change up my wardrobe from “fat stay at home mom just wants to be comfortable”, particularly since I don’t actually have children.

It seems I have underestimated Sandra Oh's range, and for that, I am sorry.

I didn't read about this til this morning and assumed it was a very weak April Fool's Day joke. Yikes.

Does this fat fuck actually think that he is healthier than she is? Cuz if I was placing a bet, it wouldn’t be on the fully grown adult who has the same opinion on broccoli as a toddler.

I guess there's going to be a lot of Skrillex played at BBQs this summer then?

That "was" hurts me deep in my soul. I miss that show.

Hell yeah ContraPoints! Was getting ready to add a video myself.

I have come to the comments to alert you all to the fact that NORTH WEST WORE HER SHOES WHILE WALKING ACROSS JOJO’S BED!

A great story all around - minus the ER, but sadly that doesn't surprise me. Congrats on 5 years!

Thanks for the support.

That bread is beautiful.

I can understand why you’re torn, that sounds like an incredibly frustrating situation. But nearly 5 months of income is better than just accrued vacation. And obviously I don’t know your financial situation and you’d know your own job field and how long it might take to get a job, but from what I've read, it takes…

Wow, what a week. But what an admirable attitude to take. Sending supportive hugs. 

It's now occurred to me that not has he been lying to me, but I sensed something was off and he proceeded to gaslight me. So that's fun.