Well congrats to Mariah Bell for making Tonya Harding seem like a sweet and even tempered person. That’s quite a feat.

damn, I had successfully blocked that out until now! We didn't even have well water, so you're telling me my parents were torturing me for no reason? Awesome. Our school stopped doing it though, pretty early on in my elementary career, if I am randomly making shit up correctly. So at least there's that.

I am full of awe and envy. 

For honestly no real reason, I never really liked her. I can’t explain it. And then I read that she told people the only lasting effect the aphasia from the second aneurysm had on her health was giving her bad taste in men and I choked on my fucking tea and now I think she is a pure delight and want to be her best…

Hey kids! Do you want a job where you are overworked, underpayed, have your life threatened when you protest to bring attention to that fact, have the failing US education system blamed entirely on you, and have to take a second job and have multiple roommates as an adult just so you can pay off your loan and still…

Re: the belly band. Why would anyone put off any excuse to don a wardrobe exclusively of stretchy waistbands and drapey tunics?

Re: the belly band. Why would anyone put off any excuse to don a wardrobe exclusively of stretchy waistbands and…

I feel like “Ms. Wolfson and her date” are fucking dumbasses for leaving a Polaroid to mock the couple. Brides don’t just abandon their “futuremrsmasonpines” account on The Knot the day after they get married. They return. They all return. Especially when they have something to bitch about. These brides will share…

Why do I simultaneously find her cute and ugly?

“Now you too can pay too much money to ride on Luxury Greyhound. Like Greyhound, but worse because it has to travel a very specific path and if something happens on that very specific path, you’re boned! With absolutely no interruptions, you’ll fnally be able to stare out the window in peace as you contemplate life’s…

Isn't a man challenging stereotypes and nannying kind of punk? Like, at least a little? Especially since it was well before challenging gender norms became, well, the norm?

To be fair, I'm far from 77 and have done this more than once. 

Hello, your friendly neighborhood dyslexic airhead, here to tell you that it took me a bit too long to figure out a “weem” is not, in fact, a British or Australian slang I’m not familiar with.

Do y'all remember a few years ago when that video went viral with the woman who pretended to be a crazy cat lady who broke down crying because she wanted to pet all the cats and wanted them to be safe and have homes? Yeah, that's me right now. All these beauties deserve so much love <3 Thank you for spending time with…

You're just jealous that we're all going to turn into mermaids when that happens. 

Congrats on the job! Can't wait to hear about your first week on next Saturday's social. :)

Wow, that sounds like a shit show. At least you're wasted now! Sorry you had to deal with that.

Well, I finally couldn't take it anymore and went next door. I got the whole routine: I don't know what the problem is, I'm an adult, I can do what I want, we lead separate lives, etc. He even hit with "I'm sorry if you feel that way." Apparently, being treated with an ounce of respect and not just summoning me when…

Thank you for the love and hugs. I am still so incredibly hurt and angry and at this point I don't think I can not confront him. So maybe I have to move and have no immediate family anymore. But maybe I'll finally be able to get my life in order and be happy with it too. So that would be something.

Puppeteer reads like something from a pop-punk band I would have eaten up in 2002.

Have fun storming the castle!