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Holy fucking shit. Do I laugh or cry?

A while ago, I read one of the airlines was going to start offering “Adults-only” flights.

Wow, I feel surprisingly bad for the Marshall's resllers out there. On one hand, it pisses me off, but on the other, they're usually women who are unable to work for one reason or another, just trying to make a few extra bucks.

Yes! I found this out the second month of my weight loss clinic and now since the place I get my pills is very near to it, I browse every time I need a refill. I've spent so much money, omg.

*but no tie.

9/10 when I'm at mine, there is only one cashier working at check out. Also, it always seems there's maybe 5 staff members in the whole store at a maximum. 

When our family lab went missing nigh on 20 years ago now, someone told us that Burlington makes their faux fur coats out of dog hair. Even though this is most likely a lie, I still can’t bring myself to shop there.

It wouldn’t even be possible to have enough babies, since Snoo is meant to only be used to 6 months, 25 lbs, or until baby can get up on hands and knees, whichever comes first.

It wouldn’t even be possible to have enough babies, since Snoo is meant to only be used to 6 months, 25 lbs, or…

Meanwhile, on Jezebel mere months ago...

Meanwhile, on Jezebel mere months ago...

What the OP is describing is actually “bedsharing”, which falls under the co-sleeping umbrella. It’s much safer to have your baby in a sleeping space outside of your bed. There are some items for sale that purport to eliminate any danger by having the infant in a nest of sorts, but even those are actually dangerous.…

What the OP is describing is actually “bedsharing”, which falls under the co-sleeping umbrella. It’s much safer to…

Talla getting shot with pretty much no consequence was a major piss off for me. Couldn’t she at least had to sit this episode out in sick bay? And if we’re going to insist on keeping the Xelayans around, can we up the wig budget to shop somewhere other than Party City? Alara’s hair was so fake looking, I laughed out…

I know I’m alone here, but I actually greatly prefer a soft sided bag - my personal recommendation being a LeSportSac. It looks like the Medium weekender comes close enough that they won’t give you a hard time, although I don’t know about the size, as I am an over packer who flies, Alaska which allows (ed?) for larger…

According to AccuWeather (which I’ve found to be pretty “Accurate” haha, I’m sorry ._. ) on Monday we’re only supposed to get less than half an inch in the afternoon, so I think you’re going to be safe! Although, the Sunday after the Snowpocalyps started, I was supposed to be flying out of SeaTac through Alaska. I…

He’s so handsome! And he looks quiet snug and that red just goes so nicely with his coat. I hope you at least are able to figure out where you are supposed to send rent soon, if anything else. That sounds incredibly stressful.

My cat Liam doesn't react to videos - except YouTube videos of kittens crying in distress. Then he freaks out, because he needs to rescue the babies, but no matter which side of the laptop screen he checks, he can't find them. 

Well, the neighbors’ new barn tom has started showing up, which is considered a sign of Spring at our family compound. I saw stripey grey leg today.

I was able to do something similar a couple years ago. As a long term Anglophile, I went to England, but it was a solo trip and I was incredibly anxious about it, too. I’m so glad I had the chance to do s, though. It was the first time I traveled outside north America. I hope you have a good time!

NICERS

He even could have made a drinks menu instead, and it wouldn’t have been quite as laughably sad as that attempt at... whatever that's supposed to be. Satire, I guess.