O-town like “Liquid Dreams” O-Town? Did not realize they still exist.

Damn, now I feel like a dumbass. As someone who likes to tell people I’m a writer, that has never even crossed my mind. Usually I just go straight to whatever famous person I want to shag at the time. Although I usually back this up with some bull shit non-sexy times reasoning.

I don’t remember everything I ever lied about on the internet (hahaha, obviously), but for some reason I distinctly remember telling people that I went to Stadium high school, the high school in 10 Things I Hate About You. For no real reason, except the “cred”. Oh, and because I was a brat, I made fun of the people in…

That haircut is literally my worst nightmare and why I’ll never get any hair cut shorter than my shoulders again.

No.

Much better. And with a heart nose to boot, yowza!

They’re the only ones I could think of at the moment! Besides, I like my Crocs. They’re very handy for slipping on to take out the trash, and that sort of thing.... I’m not helping, am I?

If someone let’s me share their cabin, I will let you have my drinks. Thank you for being a friend.

JFC, Andrew Wilkow needs to fucking declench. She's nearly legal and we have one of the highest drinking ages in the world.

On one hand, it's good that he wasn't the defendant, like I'd assumed. On the other, does it really even matter what role was meant to be his...? :# 

If you think this is my first time singing "All the single kitties", you'd be wrong. Like, really, really wrong.

Yashar Ali forgot to post the link to his eBay store. 

Yashar Ali forgot to post the link to his eBay store. 

I’ve always thought of them as the towels wealthy people used to wear in the bath to persevere their modesty, à la Kristen Dunst in Marie Antoinette. But I think I’m actually wrong though and they’re just larger towels.

I’ve always thought of them as the towels wealthy people used to wear in the bath to persevere their modesty, à la…

Sizing is definitely key! I feel silly, because I even researched what size menstrual cups are good for teens.

How is everyone doing with their New year’s resolutions? One of mine is going well, but the other one, not so much. Funnily enough, the one would have thought would be the easier of the two for me, meditating, is the one that is being neglected. Earlier in the week, in sad beg for me to come back, Headspace was like…

That’s awesome! I’m so glad you got to do it on your own terms too, after weighing the pros and cons.

I’ve become positively obsessed with this chicken recipe, when made with a bit of garlic salt instead of regular.

He made me think of dulce de leche for some reason. Sernik is also an option if Dulce is too girly. I don't know, all of my pet name suggestions have been foreign desserts lately. Healthy eating is hard when you have a sweet tooth.

I’m so torn if I'll ever watch All-Stars again. Every season has been such a fucking mess. But I really love seeing how the Queen's have grown and seeing some of them get their Rudemption. It's hard to think about buying All-Stars 5 on Amazon when every other season has left me disappointed.

I haven’t been there in ages, but I feel for my big(ger) footed sisters.