Maybe someone threw a Welcome to the World party for them/you somewhere down the line? That’s what some nice family friends did for my parents when my brother was born preemie.

Mmm, yes, heaven forbid people want to celebrate a loved one's baby that will soon be entering the world. 

I’ve never been to an over the top baby shower - the closest I got was an over the top baby shower invitation. The parts I remember include demands from the hostess that we all arrive early to help her set up and stay late to help with take down, bring something to eat as it was to be potluck and oh yeah, it MUST be…

Why the fuck am I stuck in the greys while this bull shit is out here for all the world to see?

I guess I’m alone in my love of Man Musk.

I feel like you were the type of kid that made your Sims woohoo with death?

So are we bring back water beds then?

It’s almost like there might be people who aren’t ready to be mothers are out there taking pregnancy tests or something?!

Did not initially realize Hazel was wearing the dress.

I’ve never heard of Lara Trump before, but I found a gif of her pretty quickly.

Down with Davidson's dick discussions!

I feel like being married to Russel Brand would be a chore even without children in the picture.

One flew into my brother’s mouth and stung him on the tongue a few months ago. The wasn't even any soda involved, my brother was biking.

Mine is in my coin collection now.

I think it's best to save that penny, it feels wrong to put it back into circulation.

I'm sorry your charm didn't work. If it helps, it didn't work for me either.

It was so my parents could check to make sure it had passed and not created a blockage.

When I was passed the age of knowing not to put non-food items in my mouth, I “accidentally” swallowed a penny. I say “accidentally”, because I remember pleading innocence (duh), but why did I have a penny in my mouth in the first place??? I honestly can't remember. I had to be put back in diapers on doctor’s orders,…

I don’t understand this trend of people calling actors or even characters they like “my son”. Just refer to your cat as your son, like a normal person.

Everything about me screams "Stay-at-home mom", despite not having any children.