Quite the sambaring realization.

What “R” you talking about?

Skilled graphic designers must not have man cards

You know, I’m not even surprised when I see on Twitter that something broke. I’m only surprised on what it was that actually broke. For example, a hood sensor tied into the alarm system. Or a quetzoquatal in the anterior-polarizer.

I presume this is so other Land Rover owners don’t break in under the cover of darkness in order to steal parts they need.

“I can assure you that the Patriots have the best, most luxurious offense planned for next week. It’s gonna make your head spin it’s so good.”

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

If scarcity drives civilization, then Africa would be a paradise

OMG this car is Canadian!

The front looks angry as hell and the back looks like its apologizing. This car is adorable.

JESUS CHRIST TOYOTA JUST SELL IT TO ME

many BRAAAAAAAPS can be had with this!

let me guess you’ve got the rest of the 14 year old Japanese girl buried in the back yard?

And her cousins, Denise and Denephew.

Oh and you left off Mercury Villager Zuckerberg.

The best thing about Wente is that you can easily tell which side of an issue is the right one to be on by taking the position opposite hers.

I’m sure somewhere in France right now there’s a blogger writing a 750 word paean to a 2005 Buick Park Avenue.

"You don't get it, its actually a deep deconstruction of a car, with sophisticated religious undertones. a true masterpiece"