Somehow, I think a Skyline GT-R of the same vintage will put that thing to shame.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

QX what? All of their SUVs are QX

Lycoming XR-7755-3

The old future cars of Gattaca, all of them

I think I'd take the moderately equipped Corolla over this.

I thought the same thing!

Needs more "for the price of a moderately equipped Corolla", however.

After realizing this, I may want to change my vote.

Well, if you've got a Mini or a BMW, if you want to check the oil, you have to warm the car up for five minutes, turn it off, let it sit for 20 minutes, carefully remove the dipstick so that it doesn't make contact with the dipstick tube, slit the throat of a goat with your left hand while holding the dipstick in your…

My E30 just tried to set itself on fire. For some reason the blinker cancel switch decided it wanted to start shorting out every time I turned right. WTF. This is the type of weird Teutonic shit you have to deal with when you own used German cars.

These Jaguars weren't particularly hard to work on...

Yours for price of a moderately equipped Honda Civic EX-L.

Take Five is objectively the best candy bar. This list belongs in the trash with all those Hershey's bars.

I can imagine Piech doing many things: being a dick to family members; firing people he has worked with for years just to move ahead with his own plans; telling everyone that VW group will be the largest in the world and still not being able to beat Toyota. But hey, he does have nice suits ;-)

I would, but I have to deal with diapers.

GRRRRRR, DIS JOB IS RUFFF!

That's how statistical averages work. You personally may not be affected, but the next guy over who you never talk to

Well, he tried leaving, but his Grand Cherokee stalled out in the employee parking lot and he's currently waiting on AAA.

Land Rover isn't allowed to participate, that would be unfair for the others.