I believe you mean Geoff.

What is so hard with giving cars/SUVs real names? The new GLCX2 turbo 4wd drive!!!! How about we just call it Jeff. Easy to remember and everyone trusts a SUV called Jeff

I can think of a couple things

Maybe it's been done, but it would be pretty interesting to see an infographic about what else puts out 860+ lb/ft of torque. Locomotive? Mining shovel? Hoover dam generator turbine?!

Yo dawg I heard you like lights...

(Kidding! Take it easy, just couldn't resist!)

Only true videophiles appreciate the subtle warmth and nuance that only a worn-out copy of Ghostbusters can offer when put through a vacuum-tube equipped CRT and all the vague a/v static that truly adds character to the filmmaker's vision.

I agree, before college my wife was looking to purchase a car and was good friends with a veteran SAAB/Volvo mechanic. He had a very solid 240 wagon for $800 which he refused to sell her. (As a kindness!) Instead, she ended up with a Sentra. I remember reading a line about Volvos once, "They will run poorly…

Harley Davidson: Turning gasoline into obnoxious noise without the dangerous side effects of horsepower for more than 100 years.

It's more of a rudder most of the time.

You pay extra for that.

You can get a Lexus, for $600, or go down to Spearmint Rino and get Alexis for $600, and Alexis won't leave huge stains on your garage floor when she leaves.

Same reason it probably has a 160 mph speedo. Which, BTW, is a major pet peeve. If it had a reasonable speedo, say 100mph, then I wouldnt have to squint to figure out if I'm going 51 or 56, because the detents would be a lot more reasonable.

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…

Damn. I wish I had enough money to afford a Mercedes, but unfortunately I am stuck blogging in my hipster clothes riding my fixed gear bike. :(

It's also the most adorable business jet

Being from Toronto, I actually feel embarrassed about our transit system and even more embarrassed someone put it up for all to see!

Ever been cruising behind a person at 60kph and they stop abruptly because they can't swerve fast enough to avoid a bump (or pothole) in the road and therefore have to roll over it at an angle at a snail's pace in order to not scrape their "hellaflush stanced" car?

I'm very much an auto enthusiast, thank you very much. I also happen to be a paramedic, and I'd say that I've seen way more accidents than one will (and should) see in a lifetime. Lowered cars, ok, but negative camber reduces the surface of contact between the tire and the pavement (and also unevenly wears your…

FUEL CELLS ARE DEAD, MAN! MY BARCALOUNGER ENGINEERING DEGREE ENTITLES ME TO SAY THAT.