Toyota LMP 1 Hybrid leaving the pit. Sounds like a weapon being prepped and nothing like a car starting out:

What the fuck is wrong with this guy. I'm so sick of people being like "Oh, but he's talented! But he has a wife and kids! They're a cute family! He has reformed himself!" No, he's a legitimate psychopath.

Dem square fenders!

The French are so much more fun to watch than Italy.

BUT MY 1901 MODEL T DIDN'T NEED A TURBO! #NA4LYFE

The F40 worked because it was a child of the 1980s, using a relatively small engine boosted to the stratosphere. Modern turbo engines are very different. Much smarter perhaps, but they also lack that sort of drama. And a 458 without the drama is no more than an early McLaren MP4-12C.

I tried it 8 days ago and I gained three waist sizes! What's going on here Linda? And to make matters worse when I went to your site I got a bunch of spam asking me if I wanted to visit your child snuff porn page.

buildup, yo. Goals don't happen in a Vacuum. unless you are Gervinho, then all bets are off.

It took you waaaay to long to get there. -1.

Well, Columbia has always been the weakest of the Ivy League teams.

There should be a special listing for the 2010 French team even if they didn't win the year before. Anytime a team expected to contend falls apart in part because of a player caught soliciting an underage prostitute, a team mutiny, and a coach who was rumored to base lineups on astrology cannot really be topped

I think you'd be remiss to omit the entire French 2010 World Cup. Though it wasn't so much of a flame-out and more of a cascading clusterfuck plane crash.

Or, when you are a middle of a fight and someone from outside tries to tamp down your white-hot rage with an inane observation, you can just say, "Don't Jeanette Daniels Benziger me, bitch!"

If you were a real baker, you would already know the answer to that.

So I've come up with this theory: possession soccer only works if you keep possession.

Yes, by MAILING it.

Only a liberal would cook chicken that long

As an educator, I look at this as a mathematical equation. When you take games (g), multiply them by a common Binomial Coefficient (as in this example),

feel like this is going to pan out like the world cup in germany way back when.... look for the dutch to blow our loads in the first three games... and wither away like the flaccid pricks we are..

This is the future of flight. If we're lucky, the seats will have automatic sedative-injecting needles to stop passengers from stabbing each other or trying to open the door and throw themselves out after hour 6 or 7 of an 18 hour flight. Also, the seats will be bolted into a 40-year-old rattling death trap because…