I like your way of thinking and I'm sure "Bottomless Shots" would definitely be fitting were Prince Harry is concerned.

Oh now she's a part of the monarchy I'm sure they'll have the money to buy a prosthetic bottom.

"Kate Middleton Bottomless Shots "

"In ensuing Facebook conversations, Elms tried to persuade “Ashley” to sneak out of her house to go camping with him and discussed sexual activity, reports indicate. He also told her that if anyone asks, she should say she is 16 years old."

Slogan T-shirts are rarely amusing although I now feel better about the Kurt Cobain poster I owned in my teens that had the snappy catchline,"I hat myself and I want to die".

Nice to see how they showed Gold medal heptathlete Jessica Ennis's ability to remove her shorts. Not that she personal bested at three of the other seven events she took part in or anything.

Completely agree. The generic Facebook posts that people shared over 'junkie' Amy Winehouses death were sickening and it's got progressively worse since. It almost seems a sport.

All that insight and no admission of a well placed elastic band?

Beautiful.

I've heard it's about 6 years. I've read a lot about the breed and they just seem like great dogs and very family friendly.

We have a Doberman/Terrier cross but I have always wanted and will one day own an Irish Wolfhound. I'm not sure how that stands in the 'hot or not' equation but I'm resisting the urge to make a "big paws" type joke.

I have five in total all done over the last ten years. It can be quite addictive. I regret some of my earlier ones, not because there really bad they just don't have any particular meaning to me. As long as the tattooist is clean I wouldn't worry so much about the price. The guy that did the tat above was really cheap…

Ink rocks. This is the last piece I had done on my sternum.

Finally finds the best version of "Hobo Blues" on t'internet. If someone else other me appreciates this then it's mission accomplished. If not then I'll revel in this bluesy masterpiece all on my lonesome.

Sorry I don't know the circumstances leading up to this but he's either buying you a horse or he's a little kinky. Win/win?

Thanks for reminding me of this.

Yep, you spend the first 6 months on the phone to Mum asking about the most trivial of things. Then the next 4 years thinking stop being so bloody over bearing!

I think she was a little more frank than that with the caller. She did laugh about it after though.

My Mother once received a phone call from a magazine she used to read. She sent her picture in a few weeks earlier as part of a competition for a makeover. You can imagine her surprise and annoyance when the caller revealed she hadn't won the competition but could they use her picture in a "perms gone wrong" feature.

Even though I'm not of a scientific backround I'd like to take a wild stab in the dark at this one.