He wouldn't even make the date as he hasn't got stitch to wear.

I always wondered what became of Billy Casper. Good on y' lad.

"Err, yeah can I order two glasses of shut up juice for that couple arguing over there please".

Sadly, even he if was able to use those whole 442 hours he currently doesn't gave access to. It wouldn't be possible to develop enough muscle to adequately cover the huge chip on his shoulder.

But what of the snarks and grumpkins?

I wouldn't want to post a NSFW video here. But the Inbetweeners TV show, shows an accurate (and immaturely funny) depiction of what is means to be in the "dead hand gang". From an anthropological point of view. It's not very graphic but you'll get the gist.

The first part of your comment were you presume a 17 year old kid has the power to manipulate a TV station and then model, whom he didn't know he was going to speak to. That's pretty nonsensical.

I'm pretty sure that's not what Beyonce had in mind when she sang, "If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it".

Well I suppose he has a point, in as much as weight loss is linked more to diet than exercise.

Cue "Nanny State" headlines in the Express and Mail.

It worries me more knowing that this story was proceeded by a large scale Maple Syrup heist. Has the botox been tested for sugar content?

As an actor Hugh Grant does nothing for me. In fact I'm sure the reason his presence in films only continues is to further the myth that all British men regularly use the words "whoopsy daisy". (actually it's only 97%)

My sarcasm may have been a little misplaced. But from the tone of the article it looked like the map is the sort of tool conservatives can use to whine about where their taxes are being spent. As opposed to say, maybe highlighting areas where that need a little extra funding/help to provide sound sexual health advice.

My sarcasm was misplaced. My beef wasn't with the data just that it would be a tool for conservatives to stigmatize people with. As opposed to being used to highlight areas that required greater sexual health education.

Ooh a hate map, how nice.

It's been a while since I've attended class

Cheers madam Meow.

hee hee.

To reply again, please don't think twice.

Hallmark your rhyming couplets leave a lot to be desired.