Yeah, why are jeans so popular?? They’re not universally flattering, they’re often not particularly comfortable, most of them are not particularly durable (because I’m too broke to buy good jeans). And yet they’re like the only pants option we have unless you want to be Fancy or Extra. How have they become so…

The minute the Queen dies I believe all bets are off. Charles (King Charles III, if he chooses to style himself that way) is going to pare all of this way back. Andy and Fergie can retreat to Verbier and live in somewhat exile, like the Duke and Duchess of Windsor in the Bois de Boulogne. Assuming they’ll want to stay…

Jeans have a body type and cut requirement that’s not very accessible for everyone. Adding lycra to them has helped, but there’s still a large part of humanity that won’t look as good as a small part of humanity.

Y’all are missing the single most important sentence in this whole article: “And then Prince Andrew took it upon himself to give a no-holds-barred interview to the BBC and stepped dramatically onto his own dick while the world watched....” Best, most hilarious description of a self-own I have ever read. Well, done!

“Or rather, how could the Palace allow him to be so stupid in public?”

True story. Sara Lee is a real person, who has a daughter. Daughter had twins. I made quilts for Sara Lee’s granddaughters! So cool to learn that she was a real person, and not an Aunt Jemima, or a Betty Crocker.

Yeah I don't know what you're on about. My tits make me incapable of understanding government. 

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

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Yep. Like or hate Hillary Clinton; she would have been able to appoint the Supreme Court Justices and federal judges. Instead we get a right wing supreme court and federal courts packed with right wingers for a fucking generation. Because people were too pure to vote for Clinton.

This vote, boys and girls, is an example of why the lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people is likely to survive a removal vote in the all-but-certain impeachment proceeding.

We are fucked for years to come by this shitty administration.

Biden isn't really "winning" right now. 

Thanks for the surprise unpacking of the whole movie plot in an article that doesn’t state it has spoilers or is even about the film! Great job! #not

More power to them.

You’re probably right but I wish she’d just say she’s not running. I don’t think giving self-flattering and cagey responses to flex her muscles is exactly helpful either. 

Uuuugh, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

That and the fact he wrote a book called TRIGGERED and brought his girlfriend on tour to yell at hecklers who were mean to him. 

The most disturbing take away from this article is that Jr was heckled by people who don’t think the Trumps are bad enough. WTF

Fucking unbelievable. There simply is no bottom to the depths that hunk of shit, Trump, will sink to.