Bill Gates married a conscience.

This is certainly true: he’s on record as saying his goal is to give away the bulk of his assets because, among other things, he doesn’t want his kids to spend their entire lives just managing the ungainly monster beast that is insane wealth. It really does take on a life of its own.

Unlike some other billionaires, Bill Gates has been giving a lot of money away and trying to use his resources to help some of the world's biggest problems.  Maybe we should go a little easy on him.

nu-uh ...those chuckleheads like beans & beer, they like tatts on their biddies, and the smell of Nantasket on a hot summer day

Hell yeah we do. Wait, was that supposed to be an insult? 

They even largely hate each other.

They definitely love their dunkin donuts and clam chowdah. So wrong. 

Please don’t make me choose between people who openly root for the Patriots and the scowling, apathetic 3rd wife of the worst president in US history. Please.

Just a reminder that the most popular people in Boston, Tom “I Like My Balls Soft” Brady and Bobby “Two Tugs” Kraft, are both big buds with Donald Trump.

To be fair, Boston hates everything except for their sports teams.

It’s like he thinks he’s some kind of tragic figure just because he had to “pay taxes” just like almost all of us ~330 MILLION FUCKING AMERICANS DO AS WELL.

I’ve never, ever gotten why “former bartender” is such an insult. Isn’t that... what they want? Moving up via bootstraps and hard work?

It’s amazing how wrong Donnie Half Scoop is about his dad and he’s been under his meaty, tiny thumb his entire life. Meanwhile, any outsider who spends ten seconds watching a clip of the two of them figures out their horrible dynamic immediately.

Yah. If only he was Hunter Biden and had a rich dad who he could mooch off of.

I always think of trump as having a prion disease!

If and when the dog comes to visit the white house, and he reluctantly meets trump, maybe he will bite him in the balls, because even the dog knows he is a traitor.

Trump certainly has the instincts of a dog; whatever he sees, if he can’t eat it or fuck it, he shits on it.

It will be really really funny if he runs for president. He makes Al Gore seem like Rico Suave. 

This shit right here? This is good shit.

Each representative has a limited amount of minutes to ask their questions; uncooperative witnesses know this; so they purposely fill up the time by rambling and not answering the questions (Jeff Session and William Barr are masters at it).  So she nipped that in the bud and claimed back her time.  Do you not know how…