I cannot link to it for some reason, but this Popular Science article disputes many of Clutchman’s claims. This is a heated topic but I think any kind minded person is team wolf.

tfw you’re done using black culture for profit and moving onto your Colbie Caillat phase.

These evil bastards are turning me into a very dark person. I was sitting there watching Trump’s victory speech in the Rose Garden, and Paul Ryan just looked so smug behind him, and all I could think is how amazing it would be if a sniper shot Paul Ryan in the face at that exact moment.

Join voices in protest
To social injustice
A generation full of courage
Come forth with me

He looked very basic. Why was he a heartthrob? I know y’all were high as fuck back then on cocaine, so that probably explains it.

I think the bandana was suppose to indicate where he wished his penis to reach down to.

This is a good one. Here’s one of my favorites:

I don’t believe anyone who says they’re flying the flag out of “Southern pride.”

Mattress Firm stores are literally on every corner here in Chicago. I’m not even joking when I say that they’re following in Starbuck’s foot steps for sheer number of locations. They have 173 locations in and around Chicago. There are 6 stores within 3 blocks of each other by me.

“17 Days,” if I had to absolutely pick one, is my favorite Prince song.

LOL

This is very similar to when religious people ask me “if you are an atheist, what keeps you from doing bad things?”

That’s not a doodlebug, that’s a roly poly. Where are you from?

Armadillo is my mutant superpower.

Totally agree, and for the love of God, don’t spell it “homos” like I saw at one restaurant once.

This is very confusing to me since most places I get pizza from use a grid cut

Cousin ITT!

Do you think it’s possible to be a feminist and not devote every action of your life to feminism?

It’s like Tahiti. A magical place.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...