I’m always pleased that these articles about streamer drama involve people I’ve never heard of.

Can I also be honest? Please don’t make a 33-year-old woman’s tragic passing about yourself.

Thanos killed him, so no worries about having to listen to his preachy shit.

If it would actually prevent the Patriots from reaching the Super Bowl, I might be in favor of extending the shutdown a few more weeks.

“Well, Sirs. Do you remember the innocence of a childhood Valentine’s day?”

How about my fist clash with her eye.  She’s a piece of excrement. and those “teammates” need their asses kicked. Everybody can catch these hands. 

Will someone just kick this motherfucker’s ass already. 

I would’ve killed the motherfucker, because THAT’S WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO TO NAZIS. We determined that 70+ years ago, and ain't a damn thing changed.

Kevin Smith and Stan Lee knew each other for a long time and both cared about each other very much. Lee’s long time assistant once told Kevin that Stan “loves him like a son,” and Kevin was heartbroken that he couldn’t see Stan the week that he died, even though Stan specifically asked for him to come see him one last…

I’ve been told that stale pannetone makes really good french toast. But I never have one around long enough to go stale. 

It’ll be 10 years ago next week since I sat in a hotel room while on vacation in Vegas and watched the news that GM was filing for bankruptcy. I had just spent a good chunk of my savings on Christmas presents for my family, and it felt like the floor was removed from under me. For the next 6 months, we watched closed…

As a fellow southsider (my dad’s parent’s lived in Midlo and Blue Island, my mom’s parents lived in Marquette Park, we lived there for a while before moving to the suburbs) and I now live in the south suburbs after years in the city...

Aurelio’s. Specifically, the original location in Homewood. Ask for the old oven, well done, extra sauce. Dammit, now I’m thinking it would be worth a three-hour drive to get an Aurelio’s pizza...

I grew up in Chicagoland (although not in Cook County, so I never ever pretend to be from Chicago) and the pizza joint I grew up with was Aurelio’s. And they make actual pizza, not that deep dish abomination. In the past few decades they started franchising out to other states and somehow they can now be found in…

I feel like Mariah would buy these if Katy Perry wasn’t attached and the heel was higher. They’re festive, and Mariah loves festive.

Time to watch people in the chat talk about Fake News. Fake Hurricane, Fake Wind, Fake Rain, Fake Waves, Fake Ocean, Fake Floods, Fake Reporter, Fake Microphone, Fake Jacket, Fake on Location, Fake Street, Fake Street Sign, Fake Trees, Fake Buildings, Fake Florida. 

I also live in Chicago, and all I’m seeing is State Street, for now...but the plan is to roll it out everywhere after this pilot period. I guess they figure we’ve waited this long...

Okay. Straight up. Afro-Latinx representation is important.