You don’t know anything about rings do you?

Where are you finding 3 karat rings for $4k? Are they gray from being so cloudy?

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

You’re going to (hopefully) spend the rest of your life with this person. Have a conversation with them like a goddamn adult and get her exactly what she wants with an agreed upon budget.

To add on to this, say things don’t work out and the engagement ends. Different states have different laws, and sometimes it depends on who ended the engagement, but in some cases you are legally entitled to get the ring back from her. Check your state’s laws to be sure.

Yes. NBA first-rounders are getting royally boned as long as you ignore the fact they will get paid more money in a single year than 90% of the globe sees in a lifetime, all for playing basketball.

When did he dye his hair blond?

That phrase annoyed me too, “mechanical doping”is a dumb ass term that really doesn’t make any sense. How about “illegal modifications” or “unregulated/banned bicycle modifications”? At least it’s somewhat self-explanatory. I mean, what is “mechanical doping”, did they inject nano-motors or something? Ridiculous.

I saw this over the weekend and died...And I’m just waiting for the first person to say, “ What does she mean, of course she has lips”...

“The gap between Japan and abroad is interesting. Japan: A white person is okay, right? Abroad: We won’t forgive white-washing, cast an Asian person.”

Yeah. Well, that is wrong. Sport is about competition, and to dismiss cheating is to say that rules do not apply. At that point, what exactly is the contest?!?

The underlying ethos of Deadspin is that cheating doesn’t matter and ethics are for nerds. See: all of PED coverage, also the footballer who was overpaid 40k and didn’t want to return the money.

Such a silly sport that has to come up with its own terms to soften the blow of the term “cheating”. You don’t hear about people “cheating” by injecting their own blood cells to carry more oxygen, no that’s “blood doping”. You don’t call out the young Belgian rider for being dishonest and lacking integrity with such a…

This article overlooks the obvious: everyone knows this is going on, and the races themselves should be the ones using the FLIR cameras. But they aren’t, why?

“getting in isn’t staying in.”

So true. (See: 90% of child actors or SNL stars.)

Allison: Brian Williams and Jane Stoddard: New anchor & Television producer

I still find it incredible that Anna Wintour, a person who wears the most horrible outfits imaginable, is some bastion of what taste and style is. Her haircut hasn’t changed in decades, she wears the same makeup regardless of it being day or night and literally the only thing that changes on this husk of a human is…

I object. This is not shade.

Everything about this woman is boring. I can’t even say she’s vanilla, because vanilla is actually delicious.

Construction Time Again is a good album choice — I don’t think Penn State wants to hear anything off of Violator.