I know this is just supposed to be funny and hyperbolic and whatever but I’m sorry, Brooklyn was fucking amazing and you should watch it. Everything else is accurate.

Except Charlize put her son in their car where no one had to endure him but her. You left your kid to bother 100+ people for hours.

Yeah, reach for a Benadryl, he is your responsibility, and plane tickets are costly for everyone.

You haven't been on Jezebel then. Also your blowing this out of proportion

I hate sounding like a broken record but duke has finally been producing decent NBA talent. Jalil okafor, justise Winslow and mason plumler are decent players

I guarantee this guy rapes for sport, too, so we can count on that becoming a scandal at some point during his career.

Not sure what will be more insufferable, him or the media coverage on him.

Annoying is code for white.

He’s lucky he only caught an elbow for sucker punching a dude on the floor in the side of his head.

Yes - it’s a garbage phrase - a verbal “race to the bottom”.