Quit using reason when passionately dumb rage is so much easier to acces.

I would love an A100, but I really want a Kei truck in my life. Preferably an old Subaru Sambar...

Men of previous generations, at least truck buyers, tended be more secure abut their masculinity and didn’t feel the need to butch up with an aggressive truck.

An awesome truck, but it looks like rust held together by paint to me. Still tempted, not gonna lie.

So, to insure that wouldn’t happen

Ask him about Dagwood tomorrow...

I would gladly drive for several hours and then hike several more for the privilege of swimming in an icy cold creek on a hot day, even though I have a bathtub I could fill with cold water at home. It’s doesn’t seem like much of a stretch from “relaxing next to a pretty creek after a long hard ride” to “taking a dip…

Can we get him to do it 12,585 more times? 

Thirty degrees is sweltering, dude.

These things have rear weight bias. Careful getting into a corner too hot, or you might turn the Beat around.

“Even the most ardent greenwashing boosters, UCS, came to the conclusion that JUST THE BATTERY PACK in a Tesla released more than 20 million grams of CO2 in production...”

Do you have a source for this? I did a Google search and couldn’t find anything remotely similar to this claim.

This looks like the world’s most expensive gaming mouse...

After visualizing that, there is now a 200 inch vomit circle around my office chair.

That’s a NOPE-lot of RPMs for me.

Doesn’t mean he’s not a dick though. Pretty sure that’s permanent, courtesy of his genes.

Nah. He’s just learned to keep his fucking mouth shut, which is an improvement but is hardly redemption.

What it really needs can be had for a lot less than $15k Yo.

Probably 30 years of sitting in the driver’s seat going “Brrroooof, zoooooom, screeee! Raaaawr, braaaaaaaaap, bwaaaaaa!” while steering furiously.