That’s to hide the cracks. 

Ah yes, the President’s Twitter account, a well-known beacon of truth.

easy there kellyanne

Bit insulting to garbage don’t you think....and scows...?

No, Sy Sperling drives a Vette (of course he does)

Plus is comes with 12 free months of AARP membership.

The three electric motors give you the ability to drive about 16 miles on the battery alone, using just the front axle. They can allegedly get the car up to speeds of 84 mph and you can only reverse in electric mode.

Someone should explain to them About the Dangers of Too Much Wheel

I can’t imagine how heavy something must be to be weighed in pounds lbs.

Fuck those barbershop guys. They wouldn't have tipped anyway and were happy to find an excuse to be cheapasses. 

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He wasn’t as bad as Timothy Dalton...

His next project is a Merlin-powered Mini.

They look like a mini 1999 Cougar. Kinda.

Why do you people get so butthurt about hearing about New York just because you don’t live there? I don’t live there either but I’m not offended by people talking about it like some of you.

Make him ride 24 hours in an subway car with no air conditioning. In August. With a schizophrenic homeless guy who just soiled himself. 

Could not(fixed it for you)

Awfully cheap for someone humble bragging (and clearly lying) about being in the top 10% of earners. Lolz

Awfully cheap for someone humble bragging (and clearly lying) about being in the top 10% of earners. Lolz

There’s an awful lot of grey area here. Lots of people seem to wear “athletic” socks on a daily basis, so it’s tough to litigate.

There’s an awful lot of grey area here. Lots of people seem to wear “athletic” socks on a daily basis, so it’s tough…