“Not every aircraft keeps their genitals in the same place.”

The answer, my friend, is one pot meals, such as endless varieties of chili, stews, soups, and other tasty medleys of foodstuffs that can be consumed in a bowl or on a plate in a tortilla wrap, between buns, etc. maybe with a simple salad alongside. Easier to consume leftovers, or if you’re sick of them, toss in a…

I will buy this for him, and then drive it myself. He can drive the minivan.

Don’t give away next week’s post!

No worries, I am glad to have a discussion about all this, these are things that matter a lot, especially in these times where we see a lot of the same patterns of behavior. (by the way this is a super long comment, but the part after the **** is just some good reading on the subject if you want to learn more- what…

Being smart and buying a minivan is far from a midlife crisis. It’s more a of a mid-life crisis when you don’t have the guts to drive the vehicle that is best for your needs or when you make fun of minivans.

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I heard the grass and grain had to be pre-digested in one of their processing stations. They used these things called a “Multi-Use Lateral Extraction System”, or “M.U.L.E.S.” for short, that they fed the grass and grain into, and a few hours later the result would come out of the other side as something called…

I heard Regular Jesus said American Jesus is an asshole.

I was surprised they didn’t injure themselves, until I realized they’re not starting pitchers

I know. You’re an American, it’s a violation of your rights to make you learn something

so this “book”, does it need to be charged or connected to wifi to work?

That is at least two bananas, right?

If Donald feels so strongly that professional athletes should stand for the anthem or be fired, he should buy a professional football team. He would earn billions making all those deals great deals he makes. Really great deals!!!

“Crooked Stacey needs to realize with an attitude like that, she’ll never get a date to the Sock Hop! Sad!”

You are far too kind, my trouser-trapped-elongated-green-summer-squashy friend. I say that not out of modesty, but because I discovered (after the window for editing had closed) that I left out the closing parenthesis in the final sentence of the post. There’s a good chance I won’t be able to sleep tonight, images of…

That’s terrible. I’d like to send my best to both Puerto Rico and Cuba just because we’re all in this thing together

I’ve got at least 95 theses as to why that kick should not have counted.

To me, the most logical group to make a play in this space is big utilities. It’s a chance to drive demand at a time when demand is flat or falling, they have the skilled craftsmen and it’s a rare chance for branding. I hope a player like National Grid makes a focused play at making cities electric car friendly.

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