As can be seen, you can have a million nonviolent teachable moments and fuckwads will still be Ableist.

No, I’m sorry, none of that passes the smell test. Your theory is that instead of it just being a guy getting hot in the moment and popping off, he staged an embarrassing moment with a comedian that would likely reflect poorly on both them and the Academy, faked a tearful apology during his big acceptance speech that…

Despite Merchant having a severely limited bag of tricks to draw from, boy is he much easier to watch than that greasy Gervais.

Claiming false ownership of another’s creative work is kind of a huge component of this scam, though, so this tracks.

This was a reprint of a 2020 interview they did, so Abbott hadn’t been release yet.

The reason you can be sure that cryptos aren’t money is that you’ve never seen an advertisement for money.

Nah son. You pull that phone out, make sure you are filming in high def and you get -everything- you can and when you get a chance, you upload it.

Get vaccinated?

Hot take: lying to prevent spoilers is bad, and spoiler culture is dumb.

Well aren’t you hot shit. 

After the musical number was over, my first thought was “That was the best part of the entire series!”... and I really enjoyed this series. The number was absolutely wonderful!

…a completely ridiculous Avengers musical number that Marvel Studios definitely thinks is funnier than it actually is. (It’s not not funny, to be fair.)

Happy for Matt and Kingpin to presumably be back in the mix. Would really be happy to start hearing buzz about the return of Jessica Jones

You were warned! Not even Bela Lugosi could save us from lunar/nuclear disaster!

My dear boy, why don’t you just try acting?

So glad to see an actress resisting the industry pressures to keep working, and instead rely on medical wisdom to care for her body. Now to take a gigantic sip of coffee as I google this rising star

Leave it to Jeff Bezos’ MMO to shut down transfers of wealth.

I'm so DONE with the "comedy is edgy free speech" defense of shitty mean "comedy"

Why would it be problematic? Star Wars isn’t real.

Remember the South Park episode where they had their fictional gay character say that private businesses should have the right to discriminate against LGBT+ people?