@Platypus Man: Actually it is one of many... a quantity of massive proportions. In any event, from my point of view, any excuse is a good excuse :)

There is one way to guarantee one does not have to deal with such cake matters... not getting married.

You know... I'll admit to being a bit of a freak from time to time... but this takes the damn cake...

@Chong_ZA: Neil is amazing!

Honestly, how many studies need to be done showing that abstinence programs don't work.

Ha... Omni Consumer Products... OCP... fictitious company from Robocop.

Who knew there was a day for us... considering all the abuse we go through, you'd think they'd make a holiday where we sysadmins throughout the land would be lashed to lampposts in the middle of towns everywhere and have vegetables thrown at us.

Honestly, if there's a particular word that comes to my mind regarding the victim... dumbass. And yes, you know what, the victim should not be blamed or seen as having done something to deserve what happened... but for the sake of chaos... you bloody tell and trust a complete stranger that you need help finding you…

@DGTLHRT: Lurve Spider-Ham :)

21st century Carl Sagan... sweet!

This is absolutely amazing. The comparisons are startling. It is both a cautionary tale of the devastation we can wreak upon each other and proof of the human spirit's tenacity to rebuild. This is brilliant work!

@jonnyversusrobots: Sure, but the coal burning kicks up significant toxins into the environment causing a host of other issues. Goes beyond just the CO2 emissions. I don't support continuing to burn gasoline either.

Given the energy bill the Senate just signed, demand for this isn't going to be where we think it is. We'll probably be driving natural gas powered vehicles in the not to distant future. Gotta power the electric cars somehow and coal burning plants is just not a good idea. Going to have to go nuclear...

See now, that's what I'm talking about. An even more dangerous kitchen appliance. Imagine... slipping as you grab the hot cup of coffee, scalding yourself silly and then in a bid to keep yourself from falling, you grab onto the concrete coffee maker inadvertently, bringing it down onto your big toe... ah the pain…

@m57: Not sure, both our cameraman and news correspondant have gone missing so reports are no longer being received. However, there is an unconfirmed rumor that Mr. Processor has taken them hostage in a bid to hold off the swarming processor-less hordes.

Dave Bowman thinks it's full of stars... I said, hey dave, not every monolith is. I mean hell, it's not like monoliths are... well monolithic or something. He just kicked the ground and walked away.

@meske: Yeah, just cracking a joke... I am a bitter iPhone user

And in other news, hundreds of individuals who came home to find that their processor was removed from their computers over a span of many years converged on a Russian man's home and demanded he come out to get the crap beat out of him. It is said that said individuals saw a list in a well read blog detailing the…

RIM... AT&T hasn't even signed the divorce papers with Apple yet. See how he is. I mean have some respect for yourself. You see how he treats Apple. It's terrible. You think it's going to be different with you? You should know better than that.

Hey, this track is not half bad... post punky synthpop-y goodness :)